March 29, 2010
Dear Diary,
My life is terribly terrible. Terribly, terribly, terribly terrible.
My stupid brother is being a prat.
My stupid mother is being a rat.
My stupid father has got a date.
My stupid cousins are winning the race.
I HATE LIFE!!!
Much love,
NK
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March 30, 2010
Dear Diary,
Sorry for that last entry. I've just got so much on my mind.
It's just that... my parents are getting divorced, and I don't know how to handle ANYTHING.
I mean... I'm beautiful, fabulous, rich... everything anyone could ever want to be.
Right?
I feel like my life is an imploding building, and I'm stuck inside. (That doesn't make much sense, does it? Well, at least my grammar teacher would give me points for making a simile or metaphor or whatever it is.)
The prospect of divorce is terrible... I mean, I guess I understand, sort of. My parents have never exactly been "loving old Mum and Pop", but they've always been a bit of a unit of some sort. I guess that it is hard to have two ruthless people both be leaders... I mean, one of them was bound to overpower the other. Still, I always imagined them to love one another...
Or maybe I'm mistaken. My mother's always been a bit more cruel and ruthless than Father, but even that hasn't detracted from his wickedness. I can't believe that Daddy would go out with somone other than her, though, even if they are in the process of divorce.
Honestly, Father dearest, can you wait a month? We'll all feel better after the whole thing is over.
And on to the subject of my brother. UGH. He is so caught up on doing whatever they want. Maybe he thinks that it'll soften the blow or something. Personally, I think it is stupendously obnoxious. He's purposely making an effort to do the sort of nasty things that Mother would do, or go hunting with Father, and he is avoiding the subject of the 39 Clues like the plague, probably due to his fancy of that girl, Amelia. (It is Amelia, right?)
Ew. She and her brother are probably the biggest idiots known to man. The filthy peasants are wearing the same clothing every time I see them; it's atrocious. They probably shower once a week. I suppose I should give them credit for being able to survive such horrendous conditions, but they are just so... disgusting that I don't even think I'll give them that.
The girl is hideous, she wears the ugliest clothes, she is THE definition of "dork." I haven't the slightest idea why my brother likes her so much.
The boy is even worse. He is forever rattling on about the most horrific subjects: video games and NINJAS. He is a disgrace to the Cahill name.
Well, I've done nothing but complain, so I suppose I will bore you no longer.
--NK
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Author's Note:
Well.
I feel that this was OOC, do you think so? Or no?
Tell me how you feel. For LW77 and Muse's 39 Diaries contest.