I wouldn't have it any other way

Disclaimer: I'm sure you all know, I do not own kingdom hearts, as much as i wish for it.

Rating: Hmmm, well, the ratings for safety really, i mean if you've gone to high school you won't have a problem with any of this.

Summary: Sora and Roxas start their first day at a new school, and of course, Sora screws up. No first days complete without a good screw up.

Pairings: OOOOFT, wouldn't you just love to know. (This is yaoi :D )

Category: Alternate Universe. Mostly romance and humour, maybe abitta angst :P

Setting: Everyone's favourite place, high school. D:

Please comment or I won't love you :(

"Sora!' Roxas, a 16 year old, shivering boy with sandy blonde hair came stomping out the bathroom in a pair of white boxers was shouting his older twin. 'Sora!!! You used up all our hot water again!' His hair was long enough to give him a fringe; his hair was usually spiky, with a fringe, and long on the sides. However after his shower it lay straight and flat, which always amused Sora.

"Ehe, I'm sorry Roxas! " Sora called out from the kitchen. "Dinners nearly ready now anyway!"

"That's not the point!"

"You want food or not?" Sora smirked to himself.

"Urgh, fine" Roxas let out a long sigh, Sora had won. It was rare, but Roxas hated it when he lost to Sora.

Sora had brown spiky hair that stood on end in long thick spikes, he had a spiky fringe. Roxas walked in and found Sora standing at the cooker in a red t-shirt and jeans. Both the boys were a similar height and build, slim and a little muscular.

Sora plonked down a plate in front of Roxas that had something that vaguely resembled a stir fry, but mushier. "um, Yano what? I might pass."

"So ungrateful Roxas." Sora smirked, He began to eat. "Theres nothing wrong with.. I get paid tomorrow, lets order pizza." Sora tipped the plates in the bin. Yuck.

"I'm so cold!" Roxas whined.

"Got put on some clothes then." Sora said deadpan as he flicked through the channels.

"But what if the pizza girl is cute?"

"What if the pizza girl isn't a girl but some beefy hench beastly man?"

Roxas got up and disapeared into his bedroom. A lot had changed in the last year, Sora and Roxas's mother, Kimiko, had died in an accident. Not being able to handle living in the same place, Sora and Roxas moved away to a town. It was easier for them this way. A knock on the door brought Sora out of his deep thought, He got up and walked to the door, a short girl dressed in an orange flowery top with long brown hair that went into two ringlets stood at the door holding a huge pizza.

"Hey Sora, here's the plan, just in case it is a cute girl, I'll wear just jeans.. Oh shit." A half naked Roxas turned red, "I'll just wait here.' He disappeared.

"Sorry, he can't help it. He's an idiot."

The girl laughed, "That's 800 munny please" She smiled.

"Thanks." Sora smiled and closed the door as the girl walked away. "Roxas, are you actually retarded or just really really stupid?"

"Both",

"Here, come eat, ya big retard." Sora said affectionatly.

"Hehe, thanks Sora"

"We should go to sleep early tonight, I don't fancy being late on our first day."

"Ugh, school." Roxas moaned.

"WANT YOU'RE BAD ROMANCE"

What the hell? Sora woke up confused.

"WANT YOU'RE BAD ROMAANCEEE! ooooOOOOOOOooooo CAUGHT IN A BAD ROMANCE"

"ROXAS!" Sora yelled. He got outta bed in his red boxers. Roxas had slept in his bed last night, what was he doing now?

"RARA AHAHAH ROMAH ROMAHMAH GAGA OOO LALA, WANT YOU'RE BAD ROMANCE."

"SERIOUSLY ROXAS!" Sora looked at the clock. "" It was 8:00am he had 10 minutes to get ready. He ran and pulled on a clean pair of boxers and his favourite skin tight skinny grey jeans. He pulled on a slim fit black top. It was his favourite, it had silver glitter all over it to make out some sort of design.

"It was the only way i could wake you up. Seriously Sora" Roxas was already ready, his hair perfect as per usual, Roxas was wearing a pair of black skinny jeans with a red and gold t-shirt. Fortunately for Sora his hair did what he wanted it to naturally. After 5 minutes they were ready and leaving the front door and heading for twilight town academy.

As Sora walked through the gates he looked around, already he could see a main popular group. A group of very beautiful people stood together talking. Sora with his cute face and unconventional hair style would never fit in with them. As he looked he caught a glimpse of white 'unconventional' hair and a pair of aqua eyes met his, then looked straight back rather uninterested at a brunette boy. There was also a white blonde girl in a white dress, and a girl in a bikini top, short skirt, with blonde spiky hair, with braids running though it and other faces Sora couldn't make out without staring. Sora quickly looked away and chatted to Roxas.

"Woah, look at her." Roxas nodded towards a tall girl with long pale pink hair that was messed up a little with a heavy fringe that reached just above her eyes. She was wearing a pair of skin tight pink jeans, white furry boots and a white top. "Okay, so she's flat chested, but still!"

Sora had to admit, she was stunning. She had a strong bone structure on her face and elegant pale pink eyes.

"Looks like we're going to have to try really hard to fit around here." Sora said with a sigh.

"Don't worry, I won't leave you." Roxas smiled at Sora.

"You two can sit over with Riku."

"I'd rather sit alone." Protested the Silvery- white haired boy. His hair was long, shoulder length at the front, shoulder blade length at the back. He had long choppy bangs that covered his eyes. He was wearing a skin tight bright blue top that was covered in turquoise sequins.

"Well, what you want isn't important." The teacher replied coolly.

The boy looked up at Sora and those aqua eyes looked straight through him. Sora sat down, how had he ended up opposite him. Roxas looked over towards the pink haired girl, why wasn't she in uniform?

"Maluxia, class announcements?" The teacher looked at the pink haired girl.

The girl stood up and looked down at a piece of paper.

"Okay, so as its winter and coming up to Christmas, we got permission for a huge Christmas party, its fancy dress so really go to town guys. The rest is a surprise." The voice, was deep, not very, but clearly not female.

"Roxas, close your mouth seriously." Sora digged him in the ribs.

"She's a guy?"

"Ha, Marluxia's the prettiest guy at twilight academy, all the girls are in love with him." The silver haired boy spoke.

Sora looked at Marluxia, his voice didn't sound or act at all camp, but he looked just like a girl, a pretty one at that.

"Riku, I told you, don't call me Marluxia, kay? Marly's fine." Marluxia smiled affectionately at him.

The bell rang. The dreaded first period, which was not only first period, but P.E. Swimming to be precise. Out of all the schools they could of gone too, they went to one with a stupid swimming pool.

"Um Roxas"

"Yeah Sora?"

"Umm, I sorta forgot my swimming shorts."

Sora and Roxas were following the rest of the guys to the swimming pool.

"You're a complete tit yano. Just do it in your boxers or something?"

"No."

"Hey, you can borrow some of mine." Marluxia came jogging past. He rooted around in his bag and pulled out a pair of pale pink baggy swimming shorts.

"Thanks Marluxia." Sora tried to look grateful, but he really didn't want to swim. He hated showing flesh; even though he was skinny, and had a flat stomach he knew there were going to some hench kids who thought they were great.

Sora hated getting changed in front of everyone. He wouldn't even go to the bath houses or resorts, he just hated it. He couldn't help notice everyone's assets, or not in some cases. Roxas of course, stripped down to nothing and pulled on his baggy red swimming shorts, with a almost sense of pride. Sora pulled of his trousers and boxers and tryed to tug down his shirt to cover himself as he pulled on Marluxia's pink shorts. Roxas looked over at his brother, and went over, holding up a towl as Sora undressed.

"thanks Roxas." Sora said gratefully.

"Gay much?" Said a dark haired teen at the back of the room, the same one who was boring Riku earlier.

"We're related, I don't know what you get up to with your relatives, but he's my brother." Roxas replied coolly.

The boy stood up.

"Cool it Leon." Marluxia looked over at the boy.

"hmph." Leon walked out and headed to the pool.

The room slowly emptied leaving just Sora, Roxas and Riku. Sora was stalling time looking for something nonexistent in his bag.

"I'll meet you at the pool kay? You've still got like 5 minutes. Roxas left the changing rooms. All of a sudden Sora was very aware of someone's eyes piercing into his back. He looked up and saw the Albino teen standing on the other side of the room in a pair of white baggy swimming shorts.

"Hey."

"Um, Hi.." Sora was nervous.

"Um, look, I was rude earlier, um, I really don't mind you and you're brother sitting with me in homeroom. Um sorry." Then the Riku walked out. Sora followed.

Everyone was lined up by the pool.

"Riku, I've told you a million times. You've gotta tie that god damn hair up. Marluxia can do it so can you, it's only for this lesson." Riku tied his hair up into a ponytail. Sora looked at his face. Riku had an elegant, pretty face, but he still had masculine traits to it like his strong jaw line. "Okay guys, get in."

Nobody dare disobey; Mr. Harada seemed like a scary man. Sora jumped in, he hated this.

The lesson dragged on, and just as Sora thought the hour was up he realised it was a double period.

"Okay, I want you all to dive in of the side like I did. Remember, it's a shallow dive, don't do a deep one."

Sora watched everyone jump in, one after the other, and then it dawned on him, what was a shallow dive?

"Sora."

Shit. Shallow dive? What the fuck is a shallow dive? Oh shit, everyone was looking at him. Sora just dived the only way he knew, he went down into the water towards the bottom. Oh right, shallow as in don't hit the bottom. Sora smacked his head off the bottom. Ouch, that really hurt. Then, he blacked out.

"He's hit the bottom!" Roxas shouted, almost in terror. He ran forward, about to jump in. A silver flash of hair swished past him, Riku dived in.

Riku swam down to the bottom, what kind of idiot dives into the water, straight to the floor? Riku grabbed Sora around the waist and pulled him to the surface. Riku hoisted him up onto the side, and then pulled himself up.

Sora woke up in a bed. Naked. Wait, NAKED?! Sora sat bolt upright, and swayed around on the spot, he lay back down. Why was he naked. Was he in hospital?

"Sora, you're a fucking retard." A familiar voice said in relief.

"Roxas!" Sora rolled over and looked at his brother. He sat up and hugged him tightly.

"Well, you screwed up the first day. Haha, tomorrow will be you're first official one."

"Roxas, did you pull me outta the water?"

"I was gonna, but before I'd even dived in, that Riku kid had dived in and pulled you out.

"What, seriously?" Sora turned a little pink.

"Yeah, he even carried you in here. And then he just went."

"Roxas...?" Sora's asked.

"Yeah?"

"Why am I naked?" Sora looked confused.

"Aha, the nurse said to get you're wet things off, so I took em off ya. I got dry stuff here."

"WANT YOU'RE BAD ROMANCE!"

"Shiiiiit, I'm late again!" Sora wined, as he awoke to the soothing tones of Lady GaGa featuring Roxas screaming bad romance.

"SORA, WAKE THE FUCK UP!" Roxas bellowed over a chorus of rara ah ah ah romah romah mah gag a oo la la.

Another five minutes and Sora was ready to leave again. Today he wore a red t-shirt with gold painted splash style marks all over with black jeans. Roxas wore a bright green t-shirt with a black eagle on the front, and black skinnies.

"You should thank Riku." Roxas said as they walked along.

"Yeah, I will as soon as I see him."

They walked through the school gates. Riku was there talking to Marluxia, with much more interest than the boy he spoke to the day before. Riku was wearing white skinny jeans and a plain black t-shirt.

Sora looked over at Riku, his long silver hair seemed to move in a time of its own, it swayed around him and moved in a nonexistent breeze. His bright aqua eyes glanced over at Sora and for just a split second, dived deep into the oceanic blue depths of Sora's eyes.

Sora took a deep breath and walked over to Riku. "Hey, Riku?"

"Yeah?" The boy turned around in a mass of swishy silver hair, his face lit up slightly as he looked at Sora.

Sora was struck silent by the swishy hair, and the sweet coconut smell that seemed to come off the swishy hair. It was so swishy.

"Sora?" Riku looked puzzled at the little brunette standing in front of him.

"Oh. Um. Er. Oh yeah, thank you for yesterday! I really owe you." Sora beamed goofily at him, then realised and stopped.

"Don't mention it." Riku winked at Sora just as the bell went.

" We can all walk to homeroom together." Marluxia smiled at Sora and Roxas. "Hey Riku is Kairi in today."

"Yeah, she text me this morning."

"Who's Kairi?" Roxas asked nosily.

"Kairi's my best friend, she's been off ill." Riku replyed.

They walked to homeroom, sure enough a girl sat in the seat next to Riku, she had dark red hair that hung just past her shoulders, and bright blue eyes. She wore a pink strapless dress with zips running up the front, the middle zip was undone slightly to reveal a white top.

"I'm away for a day and there are new kids?" She smiled.

"Yeah, this is Sora and this is Roxas, they're twins." Riku gestured at them both and smiled. "They can hang with us, if they want?"

"I wouldn't have it any other way" Sora smiled stupidly, then died inside at his retarded reply.

Sooooooooooooooooooooooo what do we think guys? Please review cus i wont love you, alsooo, the easter bunny wont give you jack shit this year if you donnnn't