Disclaimer: I don't own Pretty Little Liars.

Celison

Hi, guys. I'm Alison DiLaurentis, known as Ali to my friends and family.

All my life I've lived in Rosewood and even though I've not always had fun here, it's still my only true home and I still don't wanna move somewhere else.

It's been now nearly 5 years since I married the love of my life and it's been amazing ever since. Some of you might ask, who's the love of my life? And some people might even be thinking...can Ali D love one person only without cheating on that person and fuck around...? Yes, I can. I'm not too slutty. I've matured a lot from when I was a sex crazy teen chick.

Anyways, the love of my life is not Emily. Sure, I love Em, but only as my friend. The person I'm married to is a few years older than me. She's a sexy blonde woman too. Her name's CeCe Drake.

I love CeCe with all of my heart.

She is heavenly beautiful and sexy like a pornstar.

To some of you it might be a surprise that my soul mate is a woman, but I'm bisexual.

Back during my teen years I thought I was straight, but now I know better. I'm without doubt bisexual.

CeCe and I have a wonderful life together. She's the only one for me. I can't imagine anyone else as my wife.

Yes, some of you think I'm being a liar right now. I'm not. I haven't been a liar in years. These days truth is my thing.

I'm not an egocentric bitch anymore.

I'm sweet now and my friends, Aria, Hanna, Spencer, Paige and Emily know that for sure.

Despite what I did to them in my stupid fucking youthful backwards wisdom, they still love me as a fiend, even more now than before and I feel the same about them.

They are my best buddies.

I know what I did wrong when I was a teen and now I'm much smarter and much more nice. No more bad naughty Ali ever again. I promise.

Ali DiLaurentis is a good woman now. Not a naughty horny teen slut.

I hope you believe what I say here.

I'm sexy and beautiful, right?

Yeah, I am. No one can deny that I'm one of the most sexy women ever.

CeCe is truly the one and only for me. She's absolutely perfect. I love her soooooo much.

Without her my life would be empty and so sad.

CeCe is my sould, heart, life, my power and my joy. She is the very reason I wake up every single morning.

I don't know what I'd do if she wasn't my wife. CeCe is totally hot. She can seduce me just be looking into my eyes and smile.

Mmmm, she's so erotic.

My life is awesome, having an amazing wife and good friends.

Thank God that most people are no longer mad at me for all the bad things I did when I was a teen.

Tomorrow night I'm going out on a girls night with Aria, Hanna, Em, Spence and Paige. I really look forward to it 'cause I've not seen them much the past 2 months.

They are truly my friends.

Do you think I'm nice? I hope so.

CeCe is amazing. I feel so lucky to such a sexy wife. She's the best in every way possible.

Sometimes I wonder if I deserve my good life. I did so many bad things when I was a teen that I should probably end up in Hell, but I'm gonna enjoy my awesome life while it last.

I love being a sexy blonde woman.

I love being me 'cause I'm so awesome.

Well, a few of you might have a crush on me and are upset that I love CeCe, but she's my soul mate. Sorry.

Hmm, what else can I tell you?

I like sushi, red wine, satin clothes and classic rock music.

Red and yellow are my favorite colors.

For some of you it might feel wrong that I'm with CeCe. I know how many of you who are Emison fans and yes, Emily was my crush for a time, but later I discovered that CeCe is the one I truly want.

I still think of Emily as a very close friend though.

She's very sweet and nice.

Okay. That's all I can think of to say right now.