Glee Does Family Guy, a glee fanfic

Disclaimer: I don't own Glee or the songs used

HufflepuffGleek: So my friend and I were talking about the Glee episode about alcohol and she brought up the family guy episode where Brian and Peter do AA and she wanted me to write the Mr. Booze Song.

The New Directions stood backstage before they had to go on. Brittany was supposed to be singing a Ke$ha sing but she had gotten sick from drinking too much way to fast and was resting in the nurses office and they now had no song to sing. Rachel was sitting crisscross on the floor leaning against a box thinking of a song to sing. She wondered if any of the others came up with an idea when she thought of something. She quickly stood up and ran off calling for them to stall the crowd until she returned. She came back about ten minutes later and Principal Figgins was still droning on about the same thing he had been talking about when she had left.

"You guys I have an idea." Rachel said

The group gathered around the short brunette who handed out the lyrics. The guys all high-fived and laughed while some of the others looked amused. Rachel quickly gave them parts. Finn would play the part of Peter, Puck would be Bruce, and she had been picked to be Brian since originally she wanted Sam to do it but he told he should get a part for picking the song, Sam instead would be Doctor Hartman, and the rest of them would be the Audience. Kurt would also be Tom Tucker and Mike would be Ollie Williams. Artie would also get a solo as Carl the guy who worked at the gas station. The New Directions took their positions as Principal Figgins introduced them and saying they would be singing a Ke $ Ha song.

"Actually we are going to be singing a new song." Rachel said

Finn: Mr. Booze

New Directions: Mr. Booze

Finn: Mr. B-Double O-Z-E

Rachel and Puck: That sure spells Booze

Finn: You will wind up wearing tattered shoes, if you mess with Mr. Booze

Rachel and Puck: Don't mess with Mr. Booze

New Directions: Don't mess with Mr. Booze

Finn: Don't mess with Mr. B-Double O-Z-E

If you been so stiff they thought you died

You'll feel better once you testified

New Directions: Testify!

Puck: Oh Yeah!
New Directions: Testify! Testify!

Puck: I wanna testify! I wanna testify!

Finn: Well than cleanse yourself my son, cleanse yourself!

Puck:One time I took a library book out and I fells asleep reading it and I left it under the bed. I forgot about it for three and a half years. I was gonna take it back on Amnesty Day, but on Amnesty Day I had a sip of Rosé wine and I never made it out of the house

Finn: Who's to blame?

New Directions: Who's to blame?

Finn: What's his name?

New Directions: We know his name, his name is

Mr. Booze

Mr. B-Double O-Z-E don't ever choose

Any game you play with him, you'll lose, so don't mess with Mr. Booze!

Finn: If your head feels like it's two miles wide

New Directions: Two miles wide

Finn: You'll feel better once you've testified

New Directions: Testified

Rachel: Oh Yeah

New Directions: Testify

Artie: I wanna testify, I wanna testify!

Finn: Well come forward dear brother and testify!

Artie: I used to be a soda pop guy. Then I switched to the bottle. Now I don't leave my couch and I've seen every movie ever. You name a movie, I've seen it

New Directions: Meet Dave

Artie: Seen it

New Directions: The Eiger Sanction

Artie: Seen it

New Directions: Donovan's Reef

Artie: Seen it

New Directions: License to Drive!

Artie: Definitely seen it

Finn, Puck & Rachel: That's a shame

New Directions: What a shame

Finn, Puck & Rachel: Who's to blame

New Directions: for Corey Haim?

His name is

Mr. Booze

Mr. B-Double O-Z-E you must refuse

You'll make the obituary news

If you mess with Mr. Booze

If you've been so stiff they'd thought you died

You'll feel better once you've testified

Testify

Kurt: This man wants to testify

Finn: Very well my brother

Let us lead him on the path of righteousness

Kurt: This poor gentleman used to speak in long, eloquent sentences. But after years of drinking he can only speak in short, choppy utterances.

Why, at one time, if you asked him who his favorite musicians were he'd say Leonard Bernstein, Johan Sebastian Bach and Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart. But thanks to that old devil hooch, it's all changed

Who's your favorite musician, Ollie?

Mike: Cher!

Kurt: He doesn't even like Cher

Rachel: Now alcohol makes a big man small

And can lead to a life of crime

New Directions: Yeah!

Puck: Demon rum makes a gent a bum

And cash in before your time

New Directions: Yeah!

Sam: Bootleg gin puts you in a spin

Till you don't even know your name

New Directions: Yeah!

Finn: You're a basket case flat on your face

And there's only one guy to blame

New Directions: Mr. B-Double O-Z-E

Mr. Booze

Mr. B-Double O-Z-E Don't ever choose

Finn: You will wind up wearing tattered shoes

If you mess with Mr. Booze