"What are these people running from? They're not! They're running to the toughest competition in town. And tonight, it's Woodcrest versus China, in the ultimate battle of strength and stamina on MXC. Most extreme elimination challenge. And here are two people that are the hosts with the most, Kenny Blankenship, and Vic Romano!"

The scene then chows Kenny, Vic, and the guards wearing their trademark Japanese clothing. Over to the far right is skanky, the tall samurai monster.

"We got an exciting show today Ken!"

"How come?"

"Well, we got Chinese versus Americans."

"I hate Chinese."

"Why Ken? They did nothing to you."

"Well, one Chinese man pick pocketed me one day."

"Whatever, let's go to Guy."

The scene then switches to Guy leDouche, who is wearing a safari outfit, and a pith helmet.

"Hello guys! Guy here! We start with dash to death, wall bangers, rotating surfboard of death, and finally sinkers or floaters. Skipper?"

The scene changes to the captain, who is talking to the challengers outside.

"Contestants, how many of you think that one country is better than all the others?"

Almost half of the people raise their hand.

"Well you're wrong. All countries have pros and cons."

Captain Tenneal then walks up to Jasmine Dubois.

"Hey little girl, what team are you on?"

"Woodcrest!"

"I see."

"This is my best friend Huey!"

"Who said we were best friends?"

"He's just kidding captain."

"That's okay, ehem. Let's go!"

Vic's voice comes is heard while the Kent-o-tron comes into view.

"It's time for dash to death! Run through the obstacle course of challenges without getting dashed to death!"

The scene changes to the starting line.

"First up is Huey Freeman!"

"Black power!"

"He is a domestic revolutionary terrorist who hates white people."

The captain then blew his whistle.

"Get it on!"

Huey quickly runs past the first obstical.

"Quickly running past the zygote brothers, and the dingle ball. Forward flipping through the grinder, into the ejaculator."

Huey jumps onto the trampoline, and lands into a pit of sponges.

"Okay, into the contraband of sponges, now on to the angry dragon."

The dragon on a string flies at Huey, but misses.

"Now onto the spinner, wait! He jumped right over it! Now onto the nards of doom."

Huey uses timing to avoid the swinging balls.

"He's got the ropey strand Vic! Indeed Ken! One final swing over the pool of stool, and he's done it!"

"Yay Huey!" said Jasmine as Huey made the black power sign.

"And that's a win for Woodcrest!"

"Next up is Ming Li for china."

"There she runs, a near miss by the dingle ball. Over the Grinder."

Ming does a forward flip off the trampoline.

"Whoa Vic! This girl has a lot of spunk doing that flip off the ejaculator! Well Ken, She claims to be trained in a death camp! I see. Past the angry dragon, into the sponges, There's Sporky! Let's see what happens here!"

Sporky, the tattoo faced man, tries to taunt ming to no avail.

"Past the spinner, onto the Nards of doom! There's the first nard, the middle nard, past the third and onto the ropey strand! She's swinging, and she's done it! A win for china!"