Ford set out two plates, two glasses, two sets of siverware and a few napkins "I got the food ready!" Stanley called coming from behind the kitchen arch. " I l got the table set up." I said, we sat down and ate. He had made chicken curry. Like the last few weeks of curry weren't enough. Ford saud nothing, it wouldn't add to anything but negativity, and thats the last thing you want when you and your brother are many many miles from home on a beach house waiting for a big storm to pass so you can go back to adventure. Stanley went upstairs and left Stanford to himself. Ford felt tired and shortly after Stan did.
A brush of fur made Ford feel comfterable but startled "beware they came, deer and fish all the same, wolves howling too while golums turn to goo. A goat will be bland, add a snake to the mix. Simular two add wings to both, paws to one and the other claws, stone heart with a feathered friend, who sheds alot too but not of feather. The universe is a hologram and reality is a lie, buy gold, bye." Suddenly Ford woke with fear.Stanly killed him, he is dead, he is dead, he is dead! He went down stairs to get some water but stubbed his toe. He got to the bottom of the stairs and there was a hole in the floor, about a foot big, and who knows how deep. Ford ignored it, because in the wall was a space octopus. He got out his favorite mug and put some water in it. He got out his phone and punched in 911 "Hello what is your emergency?" A voice called from the other side of the phone "I have a hole that randomly appeared in my floor while i was in bed, i think it may or may not have bodies in it." Ford reported as he sipped his water. the call ended and police came marching in. They all fell in the hole. Stan came downstairs. "Ford, have you seen my copy of the greatest movie of all time?" Stanley questioned "17 again?" "Yeah. HOT BALGING WAFFLES what is that!?" "A hole" "I see that whats it foing there?!" "well i woke up..." Ford sipped his water from the mug "then there was a hole." "what are you gonna do about it?" Stanley looked down the hole questioning it in his head "well I called the police." "where are they" "in the hole." it was silent for a moment "Ford.. Where is your girlfriend..." Ford didn't reply "Ford... WHERE is your girlfriend...?!" "Shes at work." "oh, where does she work?" "In the hole" "GOD" ford fo even know what this is? it could be a inter-dimenson wormhole or a gate way to Heck! And Ford... FORD?!" Ford was in the kitchen and grabbed a apple. Ford got back to where he was before "Hey, whats up got a snack." He said. He felt fear. "How deep even is this thing?" Stanley reached over the gap and grabbed the mug. He dropped it down into the hole. "That was my favorite mug." Ford said, he loved the cup with Mabel's glitter glue on it. "GOD WHAT IS THAT!?!?" Stanley lept back away from the hole and a hand appeared out of it. Ford got his fun and started shooting the hand. "what was that!?" he said calmer. "Hole person." "Where did it come from" Ford gave Stanley a "are u serious" look. "Yeah, right the hole, d- why are you being so calm about this?!"Stanley questioned "im more worried about the space octopus." Ford said "what space octopus...?" and Stanley got took away by the octopus and died. "that one." he looked at the floor and saw a case titled: 17 again. "Oh, there it is." and he was eated by the space octopus.
Original skit was by Tomska, i love his skits, language warning for watching the videos. hope you enjoied this remake in GF i will not update this unless its proof read by someone and they say "oh spelling error" also i will be doing ASDF movie remake for Aphmau My Street soon. it will be ASDF movie 10 so beep beep sheep remake! yaaaaay. im lonley!
