Chapter 1

Niou stared into space, picturing in his head the love of his life, dark chocolate brown hair, eyes hidden behind glasses and cold hands. Someone who'd never even consider going out with a trickster such as himself, Niou gently knocked his head against his desk, he needed to get the perverted thoughts from his mind before he acted on impulse.

"Niou you're drooling," said a familiar voice. Niou looked up to see Marui looking down at him chewing that irritating piece of gum.

"Why are you here?" asked Niou resting his forehead back down on the table.

"Baaaaka! I'm in your damn form," replied Marui sitting down in his seat diagonal from Niou, putting his hand under the able like he usually did and became drumming with his finger, he yelp and stood up. Looking under the table someone had stuck gum, it was still moist.

Niou smiled, Ahh! The sound of yet another happy victim.

"Damn it Niou!" exclaimed Marui, Kuwahara entered the homeroom and Marui quickly wiped his hands on Kuwahara's shirt.

"Eh! Why me?"

Niou sighed, he was horny and the love of his life was hot, it wasn't a good combination. He turned his head feeling the cold touch of the table on his cheek, the touch was familiar…offcourse it was the same cool touch of that person.

"Bunta!" shouted a female voice; in the doorway a 2nd year student, she had black hair and brown eyes, Niou recognised from somewhere, he squinted at her. Where had they met? Ah! It hit him; he'd seem her make out with Sanada in the locker room.

Sanada making out with a girl…Sanada had a girlfriend…Sanada had friends…Sanada was straight…Sanada was a homo…Sanada wasn't with Yukimura…Sanada and Yukimura making out…him and Yagyuu making out…damn it, now he was back to square one. He hit his head against the table.

"What's up with him?" asked the girl.

"His insane, leave him be, what's up Lenali?" asked Marui.

"Oh! Umm, Hiroshi told me to tell a guy called Niou that he wouldn't make it to today's training," she replied.

Hiroshi? Ahh! Yagyuu first name, it had a nice ring to it, Hiroshi…

"Tell him message received," mumbled Niou waving his arm. He could tell she was frowning.

"Tell him yourself," she snapped. Ohh! She had some bite, maybe that's why Sanada liked her.

"Do you know why he can't come?" asked Marui.

"Something along the lines of tutoring a girl from Hyotei."

Two words stood out, girl and Hyotei. Hyotei was the school that Atobe went to, all the chicks there was said to be his harem at least that was what the others told him.

"Ehh, now I think about it he was chasing after some girl, he's putting his brain to use." His just being used.

"Anyway, I have lunch to eat, bye!" The girl left.

Yagyuu was courting a girl…how…nice? I sighed again.

"You know if your just going to moan and groan why don't you wipe away that drool first," remarked Marui.

"And why don't you check your arse is clean of cum before you put on your pants," replied Niou. Strange enough it was Kuwahara who turned red.

Yagyuu, he was off courting huh? That's good; Niou wouldn't have to face him before he had hit his head another 100 times.