Disclaimer: JK Rowlings owns it all. I'm just playing with them. Nothing but satisfaction is earned.

10:13am

"Charlie, you understand English, don't you?"

"Well… yes"

"Why then, is the door shut?"

"…"

**

10:15am

"You might want to move your hand, Weasley"

"I can't, it's stuck."

"What do you mean it's stuck?"

"As in I can't move it because this cupboard is barely big enough for me, let alone you as well Granger"

"I'd make an effort to remove it if you want it fully functioning after this escapade."

"Fine, try and stand closer to the door so I can make an effort!"

"Oof…"

"Well, that backfired nicely."

"You astound me Charlie. How on earth did you manage that? I thought you were supposed to be agile, being a dragon keeper, and all that jazz."

"I wasn't expecting the boxes."

"It's a storage cupboard. What were you expecting? A castle? Honestly, sometimes I find it hard to distinguish between you and Ron."

"I resent that."

"Yes, well, if you could see in the dark like one of your dragons, you'd see me poking my tongue out at you."

"At least we're facing each other now!"

"And your hand is back where it should be…"

"It was an accident you realise."

"Yes. But still, I'm having fun watching you try and figure out if I was serious about detaching your arm from your body."

"It's pitch black in here; you can't see my face."

"The silence was enough to convince me."

**

10:21am

"It's almost cosy in here."

"Almost, yes."

"I have to say Hermione, I'm rather pleased that I got stuck in here with you... and that this cupboard is so small."

"Oh?"

"Yes. You smell nice, and you're a much better fit than, say, Ron and me being shovelled in here. That would be… uncomfortable."

"Compared to the comfortable we have?"

"Compared to the comfortable we have, yes."

**

10:24am

"Please stop fidgeting Hermione."

"I can't help it! I need to be doing something."

"I'd really appreciate it if you'd stop…"

"Why sounding so pained Charlie? Feeling a little claustrophobic now are we? What's the matter?"

"If you keep doing that you'll find out soon enough."

"Oh really?"

"Yes, at about stomach height…"

"…"

"..."

"That's not your wand, is it?"

"…"

"Well, I think I'm rather pleasantly surprised by this turn of events. I wonder how long we'll be locked in here for…"

"HERMIONE! What are yo- oh, you little witch!"

"You sound shocked Charlie. Surely you know that I make sure I'm the best at everything I do."

"Definitely a witch."

"Get your face down here Charlie. I think we've waited long enough as it is."

"You have no ide-mmf."

So, basically, I'm procrastinating in writing an English essay. I'm really indecisive whether I like this piece or not… what do you think? I've never written one of these dialogue things before, but I think they can be good sometimes. Usually when people are locked in cupboards and it is dark inside, eradicating need for descriptions =D Anyway, tell me what you think… ( will I regret writing that? I hope not.)