A/N: I'm sorry this is so random but what can I say I'm a pretty random child, also my friend Ellie (wheres-my-life-gone) is here and she's pretty random/perverted too

Ellie:if they read my stories(which they should, as they are pure genius) they will know that

Me: shut up, enyhu well we just got back from laser quest which is kinda what inspired this also all that usual disclaimer crap I don't own the characters blah de blah all characters are the work of J.K Rowling etc etc. Well anyway this is our…

Ellie: cough

Me:..Sorry, my first fanfiction so be kind otherwise you will feel my squirrelly wrath(a tribute to my lord and master foamy, I'm not gonna say where you can find him because he can be kinda offensive and I don't wanna get sued here, I'm skint) muwhahah anyway usual drill, r+r.

Ellie: can I just say I own Sam

Me: yes, yes you do. Now on with the story. Oh yeah also for the purposes of this story all the characters have been raised from the dead by the magically leprechauns I met in Ireland this week (they gave me gold you know)

Ellie: you lie I brought those people back and you know it.

Me: oh god, she gets like this at times, maybe if we ignore her she'll go away. Oh btw when a character talks like this, they're talking to themselves.

Ellie: Je M'en Fous about disclaimers.

Dumbledore stared in horror at the reflection in the looking glass, the years hadn't being kind to him, Oh dear old fellow, you're really starting to look your 112 years now. Dumbledore sighed, his attempt a brightening up his worn appearance had failed when the light chestnut dye he had bought had inadvertently turned his beard an astonishing shade of puce. Another birthday spent alone, he was the headmaster of a hugely successful school of witchcraft and wizardry, pupils and teachers alike adored, (well not everyone there is that one kid, but I digress) but somehow that didn't fill the gaping hole in his heart, or fulfill his longing for someone, anyone to share his birthday with. (ellie: haha hes all alone)

"Surprise professor"

A group of people, all wearing party hats, and several carrying balloons with 'Happy 112th Professor Dumbledore' emblazoned across the front burst through his doorway.

"Did you really think we'd forgotten?" asked a smiling Minerva McGonagall

Professor Dumbledore smiled, "please you flatter me" he secretly he rather resented the balloons, bastards, I know I'm 112 did they really have to remind me?

"Professor, professor, guess where we going, and guess what it was all my idea!"

Dumbledore smiled down at a young Harry potter, really he despised the child, everyone did, arrogant son of a…oh sure he pretended to be fond of the boy, but he was just hamming it up for the millions of readers he knew there were worldwide, Dumbledore needed his good guy image, it was what kept the money rolling in.

"Now Harry, I'm a little old for guessing games don't you think, now why don't you tell me?

Harry blushed slightly "we're going to laser quest, professor, isn't that great?"

Dumbledore closed his eyes, why? He thought why, when I am surrounded by some of the greatest minds in the magical world, do they not see taking a elderly man to run around firing off lasers is not a good idea…good guy image. He sighed deeply

"Yes that's a excellent idea Harry"

"Well we better get going then" interrupted Minerva" the place is in the muggle world and well have to get there on muggle transport to avoid suspicion"

And with that the group set off.

(This is random but if anyone happens 2 live in the Huddersfield area of west Yorkshire of England then there's a deal on at Huddersfield laser quest any weekday during the summer hols (and by that i mean summer hols 2006) between 1 and 3pm u get 3-6 games for six pound, man I'm doing a lot of advertising, I should be getting paid for this, if your 14 or under, yes thank you Elllie)

MEANWHILE IN SOME UNDERGROUND EVIL-GENIUS-TYPE LAIR…

Lord Voldemort sits stroking a white Persian cat (yes I know Voldemort isn't that fond of all things fluffy, but for reasons I'm not gonna go into here I've been reading up on James Bond characters recently and I just feel like referencing Bloface)

He sighed deeply, being a evil genius wasn't all it was cracked up to be, it was surprising how boring attempts at taking over the world could get, but hey he need something to pass the time didn't he.

"Master, master look what I found" a breathless Lucius Malfoy entered the dark lords chambers waving a flyer.

Hmmmnnnn 3 games for 6 pounds, yes firing guns randomly at some muggles is just the kind of relaxation I need.

"Lucius, assemble a band of my finest shots among my minions" he smiled " I believe we have some muggle ass to kick. MWA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

A/N-this is the updated version, it's been about 8 weeks since I published this and I just found it in my documents, I've corrected some errors and I'm exchanging this one for the old one (I'm also secretly hoping that if I do this I'll get more hits muahahaha but anyway) I'll add another chapter now as well as I'm the first one up in ma friends so I'm bored and need something to do before they get their ass in gear and get on MSN. Btw I'm not sure if I change chapters it will get rid of my story alerts if it does I apologise to Aidenshore and thejadefalcon but meh what ya gonna do?