Snape and Schnookums
Hehe, got bored during class and this is what came out. Proves boredom is dangerous.
One shot; Snape finally goes nuts! Enjoy!!
Well I was emailed by a friend to fix up this old ass thing grammar-wise so I did. As always, enjoy the Sevvie-kun torture!!
Disclaimer: I do not own anything Harry Potter related, and I make absolutely no money off this story.
Snapes Pov::
I am always lonely. No one likes me, not the students, nor the teachers. Not even the ghosts of the castle, or the Giant Squid in the lake seem to like me much.
I look out my classroom window and see two red dots moving around near the horizon and I know that the Weasley Twins are up to no good again.
Suddenly, the window breaks open and something quite solid hits me hard in the stomach.
"100 POINTS FROM GRIFFENDOR!! EACH!" I roar out the window at their retreating backs. After a few moments I gaze down at what had struck me.
"Kwaii!!!!"
It is a small, smooth rock, the size of my palm and flat on one side, painted a pale pink with electric blue lips and green googly eyes glued on. It is absolutely adorable. I pick it up and stroke it gently.
"It's ok sweetie" I croon at it "I wont let them hurt you again!"
I listen to what I've just said in the echoes of my dungeon and I know I have gone mad. But for some reason I do not care.
"hmmmm…I think I shall call you…..My Schnookums"
A FEW DAYS LATER
I think Schnookums is my angel. She has lightened my mood and spirit so. I have been known lately to take house points at any given moment. Though I felt owed to award Fred and George 2 points each, since they are the ones who gave My Schnookums to me in the first place.
I keep My Schnookums in my breast pocket, stroking her occasionally. I feel her shudder when the twins are near, but I know she knows I will never let her come to harm. My precious little per rock!! I have even taken her to Death Eater meetings. She likes to know what daddy does for a living……
WEEKS LATER
DUMBLEDORE'S POV::
I am quite concerned about Severus. He has been acting strange lately and for the past 2 days, he hasn't shown up for his classes. I have not seen him anywhere.
I walk down to the dungeons, down to his office, and I hear crooning noises coming from beyond the door. I enter to find Severus, crouching beneath his desk, cuddling the rock possessively.
"it's allll okay. No one's going to hurt us now my child. We are safe… hehehehehehehe…"
My poor professor! I have him sent to St. Mungos immediately.
It has been 17 years since then. He is still at the hospital, and still crooning over that rock.
…WHY!?!?!
WHY did the twins have to take away my Pudding and give it to Snape??!?