CHAPTER 1: WUB A LUB A BAZINGA!
AN: hey guys this is my first fanfic so plz giv your onest feed-back! :) whose your favourite big bang thory character mines howard cos he was like creepy and wanted to touch girls but then he gets a wife called bernadett and its so cute!
Dr rick was at home in his garage working hard to make his newest invention. He had always wanted to do a experiment with time but never had the time (haha see?).
"Hey morty come in here pls *BURP* grandon!"
"OOOh EEE JEEZ rick you dont have to bust my balls i was watching interdimentional cable 3. Ther ewas a wierd show with these smart guys on and they said bazinga!" said morty dumbly
"WTF MORTY?! I just wanted some help come on man dont be an idiot" he professed wisely. Rick looked at his time machine for a moment proudely and thought omg my grandson is so dumb but i need him for simple things i will convince him to do them for me if only there were some smart people like me around.
"Im making a TIME *BURP* MACHINE!" rick shouted proudly as he burped from drinking his favoutie drink, fosters beer (AN: THIS IS MY FAVORITE BEER i had it at a part once and got like soo drunk but i was till able to outsmart like all the people we did some maths problems cos i had my bag with my and a maths book from school and i basically did all my years math work in like a week)
"Jeez i dunno i dont think thats a good idea yknow rick" morty squeeled.
"Well what do you know morty you are a *BRUP* just a morty and im the rickest rick!" Rick shouted as his time machine wirled and made noises like on dr who but like if the tardis was fixzed like in that episode with river song (AN: this is not a dr who crossover but i just like it. Omg river song tho so sad! :(
"Just think of it *BURP* mort ! WE CAN GO ANYWHERE AND ANY WHEN WE LIKE!" Rick screamed percsuacively
"I just want to go to se the people on my favourite tv show big BANG theory." said morty sadly just then dr rick had an idea. He could use his time machine to travel to the big bang thoery dimension and see them! They were the smartedt people that rick had evr seen ecept himself and the other ricks but not all of them.
" okay morty we will do that we willsee them! Just step inside and hold this carbon defribulator for me while i start up the photon discharger." rick said coylu as he prepared a rick on morty
"Ooh ee okay youre sure." said morty. Just then a big shock of electricity hit morty in the BALLS! AND THEY EXPLODED!
"AAAAHHHHH!" MORTT SCREAMED LOUDLY AND IN PAIN!
"Haha WUB A LUB A BAZINGA MORTY!" thatll show you not to tell me to BUST YOUR BALLS!" said rick as he laughed lougly an d smarrily. He got out some gel and went over to mort and gave it to him and told him to put it on himself and it would fix his balls so they wouldnt be burst any more.
Then rick put his time machine which looked like a pill on the floor and there was a close up o f the pill and then rick shot the pill with his portal gun and suggenly the pill transformed into a red police box and it was like the tardis but instead of tardis it was a FARDIT - fast and real dimensional interspace travel. Inside it was a living room with arm chairs and (AN: like in wallace and gromit in the first movie where they go to the moon and its like a living rom inside the space ship)
Rick sat down and morty joined him even though morty was still angey and he sat down and oflded his arms and said "rick that wasnt cool yknow i didnt mean it like that. Where ar we going really!" he said.
Rick stood up and put his arms out in the air as the camera zoomed out from his face. "WELL MORTY, it all stated with a BIG BANG!"