Wolf: I'm bored and I'm asking my friend random questions now and some of them are in here. Two updates in the same day? O.O
Disclaimer: I don't own Prince of Tennis
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"What's your name?"
"Fuji Syuusuke."
"Do you have a plant that you adore?"
"Yes."
"What is it?"
"A member of the kingdom Plantae, in the division Magnoliophyta, the class Magnoliopsida, in the order Caryophyllales, and in the family Cactacea, an Echinopsis spachiana."
"A what?"
"A cactus you idiot."
"Did you name it?"
"Yes."
"What did you name it?"
"Kuni-chan."
"You must love it a lot."
"Yes, I do."
"Why don't you marry it?"
"Here, have a drink."
"Thanks."
Gulp.
"AHHHH!"
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Wolf: It's some random person asking Fuji some random questions. Unfortunately he drank some Inui Juice. Echinopsis spachiana is a species of cacti.
Inner Wolf: I have one! Its name is Fuji! The others are different breeds and their names are Yumiko, Yuuta, Ryoma, Gaara...