ENTRY 1
Ugh! I hate this job of being the overlord of the entire great maze! All I do all day is sit around signing forms and whipping recruits for disobeying orders. Today was the only good time I have ever had since I became a morrow day. I saw the most humorous thing in the whole of the house and I couldn't help but crack up! Basically, I sent a message to lady Friday by simulations bottle and asked her to come to the maze. She was such an idiot and teleported herself right in the middle of the shooting range! She wasn't severely hurt but she had a few bullets in her spine but that wasn't the best part! When she managed to get out of the firing aria, she slipped and went head over heels, straight into a huge pile of mud, face first! So when she managed to do the simple task of walking over to my study, I didn't see a beautiful morrow day with gleaming fire red hair, I saw a tall muddy disgrace that looked like someone that has just come out of a mud flow!
But apart from that, my day has been pretty boring. I hate the fact that the worst days of my life are allways Thursdays? I don't know if that a side effect or something but it sure is annoying. Take last Thursday for example, I had all my recruits calling me soft just because I broke my wrist! Oh well, that's just something else to add to my 7ft long list of things to complain to the Artitect when she gets back.
All the other morrow days say that I should get myself a girl so that she can tear me away from all of my duties. If I had to find a morrow girl, I don't know why, but I would have to say Saturday or Friday. Friday is ok, being a doctor and all, but Saturday, oh how I would love to have her in my arms. I adore the way her aqua blue hair glitters in the moonlight! It is just so awesome! I suppose I can just fantasize cant I? She is just so so so HOT! Oh well, even though I cant have her because that lazy, arrogant lord Sunday has already taken her, I still think it would work, me and Saturday…