Naruto: Lost in Confusion
Yo, Ultima-kun here. I've been on a Naruto craze lately and I decided to try my hand on Naruto fics. But, due to its emense size of fics, there wasn't much left to be original. So I decided to write about a dream I had once. (Yes, I had a Naruto based dream one time...scratch that...I had a bunch of dreams that kept adding onto a series of its own for some reason.) It made no damn sense to me at all, but after careful thinking I managed to put this story together along with a few things to help make sense with the story. Expect some OOC. This is a self insert (duh, my dream) No real pairings but things do get crazy now and then. I decided to make this on a sugar rush since I had no other way to use my energy and I was in the mood to write. Character descriptions are NOT going to be posted because I'm just going to assume you all know what they look like anyways. Different outfits (if I use any) will be described. Now then, enjoy if you can.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything except myself. The plot may seem original but it might have been used before. Don't blame me if it seems crappy as this IS my first Naruto fic. Naruto is owned by Masashi Kishimoto.
Chapter One: Welcome to Konoha
It was a normal day, not much to do really. Leon was sitting at his desk and was lost in thought when suddenly he decided to watch some T.V. (ah yes, the perfect escape no?) He was flipping through the channels with a bored expression as to his dismay, nothing good was on. He then see's that Naruto is coming on in five minutes. "Well, It may be a re-run but hey, who cares?" Leon shrugged as he suddenly heard a loud bang from outside. He looked out the window and noticed that a thunderstorm was heading his way.
"Darn storms...of all the times.." Leon grumbled as he silently prayed that the storm wouldn't interfere with the show. Just as the show started, Leon reached over to turn up the volume when suddenly, a bolt of lightning struck the dish outside and the jolt went coursing throughout the house and into the cable box and T.V.
The next thing Leon knew, was that he was shaking very hard and the world around him became a blur. Unbeknownst to him however, the lightning somehow affected the T.V. and Leon got pulled through it.
? time later
Leon heard some hushed whispers suddenly as he started to wake up. The first to return was his hearing, he heard...birds? Wierd...next he could smell...there was obviously something under him that stank. Next was his feeling, he felt something soft, yet bumpy underneath him. The last to return was his sight, he opened his eyes and sat up. He immediatelly took note that he was in a forest of some kind, due to the trees around him.
Leon looked around and the next thing he saw freaked him out. THERE. Standing in front of him was Naruto Uzumaki, the number one hyperactive knucklehead ninja himself, next to him was Sasuke Uchiha, Sakura Haruno, and Gai's, Kurenai's and Asuma's groups standing there, staring at him. (got lazy here and just named the leaders groups)
Suddenly, he heard a muffled moan under him and he looked down, he now noticed that he was sitting on Kakashi. Not sure what to do, he quickly stands up and takes a few steps back from everyone. Kakashi gets up and looks over at the person that just 'landed' on him. Everyone is staring as Leon is unsure what to say.
Naruto suddenly breaks the silence, "Hey! Who is this guy?" he asks as he looks around at everyone for an explaination. No one say's anything and then Kakashi steps forward. "It would be nice if you gave us your name and tell us why your way out here." he says as he studies Leon with his one eye, lazily halfway open.
Leon, totally ignoring Kakashi, goes off into his own question spree. "Where am I? How did I get here? How can you all be here when your only an anime!" he blurts out as Kakashi sweatdrops at being ignored. "You are in Konoha Village and you got here by falling from the sky and landing on me." Kakashi answered as most of the other people nodded. "And...what is an 'anime'...as you call it?" Kakashi asked as Leon seemed to be startled by that question.
"Anime is...um...well...heck I've never been asked this before...all I can say is...to me, its the best form of entertainment around, aside from gaming and fic writing." Leon answered as everyone around seemed to consider what he was saying. "Well...that answers your questions...now how about answering ours?" Kakashi asked as he folded his arms across his chest, his eye still maintaining that lazy look.
"Well...my name is Leon and I was just watching T.V. when I suddenly heard a bang and then got shook up, the next thing I know...I'm here." he explained as everyone talked amongst themselves. Kakashi put a hand to his chin as he was thinking about all this. "Well...theres nothing we can really do to send you back to your home, but for now I suppose we should take you to go see the Hokage." Kakashi said as he resumed his laid back attitude.
"Well, let me introduce everyone." Kakashi starts out, but Leon interupts him. "Forget it, I know everyone here already." he says as he smirks with pride. "Oh really?" Kakashi asks as he gets an amused look in his eye. "Then by all means, please tell us." He says as he smiles under his mask.
Leon sighs and looks up, "Ok, your Kakashi Hatake, your a Jonin and you have a Sharingan eye, your main attack is the lightning blade. The three in your squad are Sasuke Uchiha, he is the last member of the Uchiha clan and he has the power of the Sharingan, he has an older brother named Itachi that he wants to kill and he has a curse mark from Orochimaru." Leon says as he smiles while Sasuke gets a shocked expression on his face.
"Next is Sakura Haruno, she has the best chakra control in the group. She has a crush on Sasuke and she is a total jerk towards Naruto, despite all his best efforts to help or please her." Leon says as he closes his eyes. Everyone else's jaw drops and hangs at his knowledge. "Next is Naruto Uzumaki, the number one hyperactive knucklehead ninja. He loves ramen and has a crush on Sakura. He tries everything in his power to get her to like him but nothing works. He is the main character of the story and he also is the strongest in future episodes. I know more but I'm not going to go on."
"Next group, Gai-sensei's group. In it is Rock Lee, the leaf villages handsome devil. He is a Taijutsu fighter because of his lack of chakra. He idolizes Gai and does anything his sensei wishes. Next is TenTen, she is a weapon master and her attack Rising Twin Dragons is a fine example of that. She never misses her target but she did lose a fight due to cough heavy winds. Finally, Neji Hyuga, he is one of the members of the Hyuga clan and he is the smartest Genin in the village. Also one of the strongest. He has the Byakugon which lets him see, in many ways."
By this info, Gai and his team, are speechless. Well, everyone was. Leon didn't stop there however, "Next is Kurenai's team, in it is Kiba Inuzuka, he has his companion Akumaru, together with his all fours jutsu and his fang over fang, they are a force to be reckoned with. He puts new term to mans best friend. Next is Shino Aburame, he always has his glasses on and that long coat, so not much is known about his looks. He uses his chakra eating bugs for combat and he always has a plan ready whenever he fights. Finally, Hinata Hyuga, she is Neji's cousin and she is a timid person. She has a crush on Naruto and she also has the Byakugon. Kurenai Yuhi...sorry but I don't know much about you."
By now, everyones eye was twitching, Kurenai's more so due to the lack of info on her, but maybe that was a good thing. "The last group to be noted is Asuma Sarutobi's, I don't know much about him except he uses two daggers and has a smoking problem. In his group is Ino Yamanaka, her parents run a flower shop if I'm not mistaken, either way, she is Sakura's rival and friend and she has a mind transfer jutsu. She is the backbone for the squad and is usually the one with all the energy. Next is Shikamaru Nara, he could easily be the smartest, if most powerful ninja if he would actually quit being lazy. He has a shadow manipulation jutsu and he is the brains of the group. Last, but most certainly not least, Choji Akimichi, he has his expansion jutsu and his human boulder jutsu. He is the brawn of the group."
After all this, everyone was stunned, the Jonin however, were suspicious. "How do we know your not a spy?" Kakashi asked suddenly as he started to charge up his lightning blade. Leon glances at the attack and shakes his head. "I have no proof, if I had my book or tape with me I could easily prove all this. The point is, in the world I'm from, your all nothing but a T.V. show or fictional story used for entertainment." Leon explained as everyone stared at him. "So let me get this straight, your saying...that in your world, were nothing but a show used for entertainment?" Kakashi said as he summed everything up.
Leon nodded and smirked, "How else would I know all about you guys?" he says as he crosses his arms in a victory pose. "Oh yeah, one more thing, Tsunade Hime is the fifth Hokage of this village." Leon says as he turns and starts to make his way towards the village. With a nod, everyone starts to go to the village but stop suddenly when they noticed Leon walking way in the back.
"Hey, why don't you go faster?" Naruto asked as they all stopped and turned to face him. "Maybe if I could jump tree to tree like you guys I could move faster." Leon retorted sarcastically as everyone sweatdropped. Suddenly, Kakashi came back over, picked up Leon, and put him in a tree. "Just channel your chakra to your feet and leap across the trees." he said as if it was normal. "I can't use chakra, Let alone have it!" Leon yelled out as he shut his eyes and shook his head.
"It's easy, don't worry." was all Leon heard before Kakashi pushed him off the tree where he fell and was knocked unconscious. "Crazy...bastards..." was all Leon mumbled before he passed out.
Well I've decided to stop there for now. Please tell me what you think. This is only the first to many so there will be more. Remember, this is a dream I had so don't bother requesting anything to happen in the fic. Please read and review.