"Sasuke-kun! Breakfast!" The blonde boy yelled from the kitchen, filled with the aroma of pancakes and warm maple syrup. Naruto set a plate of pancakes down at Sasuke's seat, then sat down to enjoy his own towering pile of fluffy pancake goodness. Sasuke trudged down the stairs in blue and white striped boxers. "Hey Sasuke, aren't those my boxers?"

"I don't know, you were the last one to do laundry." Sasuke wasn't a morning person. Heck, he wasn't an anytime person, until you got to know him. "I still ask myself sometimes. Of all people, why are you my roommate?" Naruto and Sasuke were roommates. Being in college, they couldn't afford their own apartments, so somehow, they ended up sharing a house that Kakashi sensei rented out. Neither of them really minded, of course Sasuke wouldn't admit it though. "hurry up, you're going to make us late again Naru."

"Its your turn to do the dishes Uchi, I have to take a shower."

"Fine, hurry up. And don't call me Uchi for the thousandth time!" Sasuke grumbled, collecting the dishes.

"well your first name is to hard to make a nickname out of! Well…I could call you Uke!"

Sasuke mumbled something. He set the dish down and disappeared, reappearing behind Naruto and whispering in his ear. "and I suppose you would be teme?" Naruto blushed then spun around and stalked off to the shower. They flirted back and forth occasionally, not meaning anything by it. Sasuke heard the shower turn on, and a smirk spread across his face. He finished the dishes real quick and shot up the stairs. He opened the bathroom door and tiptoed across the small room. He leaned over and flushed the toilet, and a few seconds later a shriek came from the shower. "Uchi you bastard!" Naruto lunged out of the shower and tackled Sasuke to the ground.

"oh, so you want to be uke, I see how it is. Sasuke rolled towards the door and kicked Naruto off of him. Then he slammed the door and locked it, then stripped of his boxers and jumped in the shower. The warm water helped erase the blush from his face. He had seen Naruto naked on many occasions, but he still couldn't get over how…beautiful he was. His muscular figure was perfectly toned and…

"Sasuke, you're a dead man!" Naruto yelled through the door, shaking him from his thoughts. He rolled his eyes and continued his shower.

Naruto finally gave up on getting back in the bathroom. He went to his room and pulled on a black t-shirt and baggy tan shorts. He went downstairs and collected his books off the table. He heard a car honk outside and yelled up to Sasuke to hurry up. Sasuke came running down the stairs, his particularly tight jeans unbuttoned and his black muscle shirt slung over his shoulder, and a hair tie hanging out of his mouth. He stopped to pull his shirt on and Naruto walked over and buttoned his pants for him. He stood on his toes to get nose to nose with Sasuke.

"I will get you back Uchi" he said. The car honked again and the two flew out of the door and hopped into the back of Shino's sports car. Hinata turned around in her seat to greet the two, and Shino took off. As they were flying down the road, Sasuke pulled his long hair into a loose ponytail. Just as he finished getting organized and ready, they pulled up to the school.

As usual, there were many shrieks from the girls, who almost immediately swarmed him when he got out of the car. Before he was carried away by his fan girls, Naruto heard him say "See you later, teme."

Shino and Hinata walked away arm in arm, and Ino ran up.

"hey Naruto, have you seen my boyfriend?"

"which one?" he teased.

"you know I only have one boyfriend! I've been going steady with Neji for a month now!"

"I'm just kidding, I think I saw him talking to Shikimaru."

"okay thanks, and don't forget about the party tomorrow night, its at six." she said, then ran off. Naruto felt so lonely. All his friends had girlfriends and boyfriends, and Sasuke was single, but he was swarmed by girls. He had given up on Sakura, who was doing drugs and had been banged by to many guys to count. She had drifted away ever since Sasuke turned her down and told her to disappear. Naruto sighed just as the bell rang. He walked slowly down the hall to his first class.

Everyone sat gathered around the lunch table, gobbling down their lunches.

"Only one class to go, thank god." Ino said as she bit into her ham and cheese sandwich.

"hey, I heard we have a substitute today, I wonder who it is."

"probably Ibiki-sensei. I hope not."

As the others were talking, Naruto and Sasuke were having their own conversation.

"So are you going to Ino's party Naru?"

"yeah, I guess. But she said were supposed to bring a date. There's no way I would be able to get a date by then, if ever."

"Hey, I'm dateless too."

"yeah, but you have a huge group of fan girls to pick from Uchi, I don't."

"I told you, I don't like any of them. They drive me nuts!"

The bell rang and the two threw away their trash and continued to talk while walking to their next and final class.

"what about Kyoko, she really likes you and she's really cute!"

"and she also has two boyfriends and a girlfriend, is a prostitute, and only wants to date me because she thinks I'm hot, just like the rest of them. I want someone who actually likes me, not just my body."

They turned into the classroom and Sasuke immediately froze. Of all the people, his substitute teacher was none other than the person he despised the most in the world, his brother Itachi. He was about to lunge at him, when Naruto's arms wrapped around his waist from behind.

"No Uchi, you cant kill him now." Naruto's fingers intertwined with Sasuke's and he dragged him to his seat. Itachi, who hadn't even noticed his brother, began to teach the class.

An occasional pencil or wad of paper would hit Itachi (Sasuke threw it) but he shrugged it off. Only when a textbook was launched across the room and hit Itachi square in between the eyes did he take action.

"Sasuke! If you throw one more thing at me, I will see to it that I meet with you after school. And I hope you bring a shovel, because you'll be digging your own grave before I kill you, I don't want to get dirt under my nails, I just had them done yesterday."

The rest of the class went smoothly, of course Sasuke didn't stop throwing things, but other than that it okay. As soon as the dismissal bell rang, Sasuke bolted out of his seat and towards Itachi. It took Neji, Kiba, and Naruto to hold him down. They ended up carrying him kicking and cursing out of the classroom and to the car. Shino drove Sasuke and Naruto home.

They had only been home for a few minutes when there was a knock on the door. Naruto ran to get it.

"Sasuke, its Kakashi and Iruka!" Naruto invited the two in and Sasuke came down the stairs. He had discarded his shirt, and walked around in his tight jeans.

"Hey" he greeted the two. They all sat down at a table to play a card game.

"I brought wine coolers!" Kakashi cheered.

"We're to young to drink Sensei. You know that."

"what fun his life without breaking laws?" there was another knock at the door as he finished his sentence. Sasuke got up and answered the door this time

"oh, hi Kyoko. How did you know where I live?"

"oh I asked a friend and he looked you up, but no big deal, I was just wondering if you wanted to go on a date Sunday night?"

Naruto knew Sasuke didn't want to go out with her, but if Sasuke turned her down she would just keep coming back.. Naruto got up and walked into the family room, where Sasuke and Kyoko were. He walked up behind Sasuke and snaked his arms around him from behind.

"come on Sasuke, what's taking you? Lets go have some fun." he said, while tracing his finger across Sasuke's bare stomach. Kyuko looked confused.

"sorry Kyoko, but Sasuke is mine. Right Uchi?" he kissed his neck and looked at Kyoko, waiting for her reaction.

"right Naru-teme, sorry Kyoko, but I guess you're shit outta luck."

Kyoko looked at the two and ran out of the house crying, just as Kakashi walked up behind them.

"thanks Naru, I owe you one" Sasuke whispered to Naruto.

"Don't you two think that was a little harsh?" Kakashi asked.

"no, she keeps asking me out and I don't like her at all, she reminds off that slut, Sakura. If Naru hadn't helped out she would have just kept coming back."

"oh, I see…" Kakashi said. "then how about some wine coolers?!" he cheered, holding up four bottles.

"we told you, we're underage!"

"oh come on, their only two percent alcohol, and were not gonna tell anyone, besides, did you think they weren't going to have alcohol at Ino's party?"

"I'm not drinking anything, it makes me…"

"makes you what Uchi?"

"it makes me do weird things." Sasuke mumbled

"oh, okay then, I guess we'll go." Kakashi said to Iruka. Before they left though, they slipped a pack of wine coolers into Naruto and Sasuke's fridge, just in case one of them changed their minds.