The Cup Cake Incident

On October 12th Katie Bell and Fred Weasly were racing eachother from the Griffindor Common Room to breakfast. Katie's long blonde hair flayed out behind her and Fred was shouting warnings such as 'Scuse me! Pardon me! Look out below! as they doged past their classmates, almost trampling Cedric Diggory who tried to apologise for having the misfortune of being knocked down by the two teens. Flitwick yelped and his stack of papers flew out of his hands so that the halls snowed graded charms assignments.

Finally the pair bounded down the last flight of stairs and skidded to a hault on the marble floor of the Great Hall, panting.

"Sucess!" Katie cried as she punched the air happily after regaining her color.

"What are you talking about, woman?" Fred demanded. "I won by a mile!"

"Are you dillusional?"

"NO!" Fred shouted, then with a little less certainty: "Um. . . remind me what dillusional means."

Katie's serious expression broke and she laughed and after a while Fred joined in, their competition forgotten.

"God, isn't it a little early for a sugar high, you guys?" Fred and Katie turned to find a yawning and disheveled Angelina Johnson looking at them incredulously.

"Never to early for that, my dear," replyed Fred happily.

"Right. . .Hey, whats up with the banner?" Ange pointed to a bright red banner that said RESPECT DAY in white letters. Fred and Katie snickered.

"Yesterday when me, my lovely twin, and the ravishing Miss Katie here charmed Flints shirt to read DRAG QUEEN PRIDE the teachers went off on the disrespect of certain students. So now we have a day devoted to learning to respect eachothers' property. And it's just because of us. I'm quite honored, really." Fred related proudly.

"So you three boneheads are proud that you single-handedly landed the entire school a behavior reflection day?"

"We're finally getting our offical recognition school wide," said Katie in a 'duh' voice.

"Whatever floats your boat," Ange said and shrugged (she was quite used to this sort of thing). And the three friends walked over to sit with Lee, George, Alica, and Oliver who was already raving about a game 2 weeks away:

"And along with the visualzation exersices I want you all to listen to the Muggle-song We are the Champions every day to get you pumped for the game," Oliver droned.

"Your mom gets me pumped," Lee fired back automatically and earned himself a smack from Ange, his current girlfriend. Lee's defensive reply was drowned out by the gasps of half the students when something absolutely, totally unexpected happened!

"Oh.Em.Gee." said Ginny.

"Dear Lord!" exclaimed Roger Davies loudly from the Ravenclaw table.

"Holey Harry Potter," muttered Colin Creavey, who obviously used this expression often.

"Looooook," Alica gasped from by Oliver.

"Those can't be good for anyone's quidditch playing. . . " the scotsman muttered darkly.

"CUPCAKES!!!" screamed Katie.

And cupcakes there were. Hundreds and hundreds of cupcakes had appeared out of thin air so that they covered the tables, floor, and empty chairs of the Great Hall. The cup cakes were large, fluffy and delectable looking with pink icing expertly globbed on top. But, when the cupcakes appeared the sign reading RESPECT DAY's letters had scrammbled and blurred so they now formed the horrible words DO NOT EAT.

"So. . .what now?" asked Fred as he looked hungrily at the nearest ten pastries.

A/N Random, I know! Unless this story is completely hated I will continue it in about 2 chapters. I know this is very weird, but after all this is fanfiction guys!

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OOOO YEAH and this story is the harry potter retelling of a true story!!! YAAY.