Okay... This is random...
For some reason somebody inserted this to my head... Weird. Ah, damn.
Boss coffee. I'm drinking them.
O-K-A-Y. First of all, I don't own ANYBODY here, because that's slavery. Second of all, I need a topic to be random. So this is my Random Sanctuary.
Chapt- Wait, wha?
Me: Okay, first of all, I'm going to get this straight. You, and Grimmjaw, DID NOT, have sex.
Ichigo: Yes.
Me: IMPOSSIBLE!
Ichigo: ... Why are you seemed upset?
Me: BECAUSE... uh... LOOK, IT'S A 200-YEAR OLD, i think, MAN WITH INCREDIBLE SHORTNESS AND A WHITE HAIR! -points at Toshirou-
Ichigo: WHERE?!
BUIH!: -kidnaps Toshirou-
Toshirou: What the!
Me:...Okay...That was unexpected... Who was 'BUIH!' anyway?
BUIH!: -wears a tag saying "I'm a Hitsu FAN!"-
Me: That make sense... So, you didn't have sex with Grimmjaw.
Ichigo: GOD, no.
Me:...Rukia?
Ichigo: No.
Me: ...Ishida?
Ichigo: NO! STOP!
Me: -ignores- ...Hitsu?
Ichigo: You're sick.
Me: I LIKE YAOI, IT'S THAT A PROBLEM?
Ichigo: ...Yes. You're a guy.
Me: -buzz!- Wrong. I'm a girl.
Ichigo: Eh? For real?
Me: -nods- And I do not have a sex change.
Ichigo: ...That was random.
Me: I know. -flinch eyebrows-
?!?!: BAM!
Me: What the -beep-?!
Ichigo: ...Since when we have censors?
Me: Since the censors are invented. -turn to ?!?!- I CHALLENGE YOU TO A GAME OF MOL-DE-TOH!
MOL-DE-TOH!
?!?!: Do you even know who am I?
Me: No. That's why I put '?!?!' as your name.
?!?!: Ok, fine, it's Renji.
Me: THEN, I CHALLENGE YOU, RENJI, TO A GAME OF MOL-DE-TOH!
Renji: It's Yu-Gi-Oh.
Me: Who cares? I got that from Final Fantasy Gil Quest. It's awesome. -turns to readers- Google it.
Ichigo: Who are you talking to?
Me: -silences...- Look, Ichigo... You have sex with Renji right?
Ichigo and Renji: WHAT THE, NO!
Me: Ah, -sigh- This sucks...
-few minutes later-
Ichigo: Left hand on Yellow.
Me: Ugh... It's near... -touches Yellow- YES!
Renji: -drops dead- Are you in aerobics or something?
Me: ...
Byakuya: ...What are you doing here, Renji?
Renji: TAICHOU!!!! -tries to move but can't- I broke my bones.
Byakuya: I see... -put Renji over shoulder- Dear diary, JACKPOT. -walks away with Renji-
Renji: EH?!
Ichigo: ...That was dangerous.
Me: -takes picture- Yeah. And cute.
Ichigo: -stares at me-
Me: How about Mayuri?
Ichigo: DANG IT, NO!
Mayuri: What, is there anything wrong being with me?
Me&Ichi: -LE GASP, LOUD!-
Mayuri: Don't worry, I'm not a Yaoi character. -chuckles- Besides, you're the one who controls the story.
Me: Well That's true... I'm the one who type it on OpenOffice anyway.
Ichigo: Sick Yaoi fangirls.
Me: Look, Ichigo, I could Grimmjaw appear and swept you away to a love hotel.
Ichigo: Don't. Even. Think. About. It.
Me: Maybe not, -gets near to a computer while evil laughing-
Ichigo: NO!
-Grimmjaw appears-
Ichigo: -LE GASP, REAL LOUD!-
Grimmjaw: What am I doing here?
Me: ... -hugs Grimmjaw-
Grimmjaw: WHAT THE HELL?!
Me: YOU ARE SO CUTE!
Grimmjaw: GET OFF ME!
Ichigo: ...fangirls are scarier than espadas.
-Ulquiorra comes out panting-
Grimmjaw: Ulquiorra! What the heck happened?!
?!?!?!: KYAAAAA!
Ulquiorra: Aizen-sama was experimenting with fangirls to create hollow fangirls, but the experiment went out of control... So... hollow...fangirls.
-everybody looks at each other. Ichigo ordered Grimmjaw and Ulquiorra to run-
-fangirls runs through Mayuri-
Mayuri: ...Okay...
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BWAHAHAHA!!!! HOLLOW FANGIRLS!!!!
Yeah, it's called the randomness of the year.