A/n: Okay, so this was an idea that randomly came to me and I thought it was just absolutely freaking hilarious. It will be your typical drunk marriage fic but with Mina and Mako. Hope it's enjoyable and readable because I'd like to see how far I can go with this idea.

Disclaimer: I don't own Sailor Moon.

Morning cased its light over Tokyo as people were beginning to wake up and start their days. One person in particular however was knocked out cold for the most part; one would even say dead to the world on some levels but when the strong sunlight hit her through the blinds of the windows it woke her up.

"Oh fuck, who turned on those bright lights?" she groaned then tried to turn away from the sun. Only when she turned she was met with something. It was something that she knew shouldn't be there for the last time she checked she lived alone.

"Hm," she wondered with eyes half closed but wrapped her arms around whatever this was.

"Mm…" she heard a feminine voice. "That feels nice, squeeze me again."

The voice sounded so familiar and instantly bright green eyes opened. She looked to see a head full blonde hair. It didn't take her very long to realize what or rather who she had been holding.

"Mina!" she screamed loudly that it caused said blonde to flinch and cover her ears.

"Ow, can you not be so loud. My head is spinning."

"Oh, you're head is spinning? Makoto got up suddenly with her own head spinning as well. "Oh, jeez so is mine but Mina…if you don't explain what the hell you're doing in my bed. I swear…." The brunette paused with a hand to her head. "Oh god, my head…"

The blonde too sat up then focused her tired, hazy eyes on to her brown-haired friend sitting next to her. A goofy smile appeared on to her face.

"Oh," she yawned. "Good morning Mako-chan. What are you doing here?"

Green eyes popped open as well as the brunette's mouth.

"W-What am I doing here? She repeated then shook her head. "I live here, damn it. The question is what are you doing in my bed?"

Mina blinked a few times. "I'm in Mako-chan's house…in her bed?" she thought with bright cheeks but let it fade quickly. She had to approach the situation rationally.

"Um, don't worry Mako-chan I'm sure that there is a reasonable explanation for this."

"Uh, yeah, there sure as hell better…" she paused again as she felt quite the sharp pain in her head again. "Damn," she then looked around to see the room in such a mess. "Oh my god what did we do last night?"

Makoto needed to sit and try to think back to yesterday. She could remember Mina calling and asking that the two of them go out.

"Hey Mako-chan, what's up? Are you doing anything?"

"Yeah," Makoto mumbled. "I'm sleeping, bye Mina."

"No, wait a minute." The blonde shouted out loudly which caused Makoto to flinch.

"Ugh, Mina, tone it down will you."

"Heh, heh sorry Mako, but let's go out okay. We'll do something fun."

"Fun?" the green-eyed female blinked. She could only imagine what the blonde girl had in mind for fun. She didn't even want to know really.

"Mina," she said in an annoyed tone. "I…"

"Come on Mako-chan, pretty please. You won't regret it I promise."

For some reason she just couldn't say no to her friend although her mind told her she would probably regret this.

"Alright, fine."

"Yay," she screamed in excitement. "I'll be right over.

It became sort of fuzzy from there. Makoto scratched her head.

"Hey Mina do you remember much about yesterday?"

Another yawn escaped the blue-eyed blonde. Her memory too was in bits and pieces. Yet she could remember one specific thing.

"Drinks!" she said with joy. "There were a lot of drinks."

Makoto didn't know if it was her pounding headache of if Mina seemed extra loud at the same time. She grabbed her ears.

"Mina, for god's sake."

"Ah, sorry Mako-chan. Hey I'm going to get up. I feel like grabbing a shower."

Makoto slowly removed her hands and put them down. It was then she realized something very important. Her eyes hurt and her head felt almost as if were on fire but she could definitely see the wedding ring on her finger. Her eyes went wide.

"Oh my god!" she screamed which made the blonde jump out of her skin.

"M-Mako-chan, what's wrong?"

She slowly held up her hand to show the blue-eyed girl what the problem was. Mina went wide-eyed for a second but soon let out a laugh.

"Why are you laughing?"

"It looks like you had more than a few drinks Mako-chan. It looks like you went off and got hitched."

The brunette wanted to scream but instead groaned heavily. This couldn't possibly be happening right now. She couldn't have gone off and done something so incredibly stupid.

"It can't get much worse."

Her mind began to wander on to who she had married. Almost immediately her eyes went over to the blonde who was standing up in what looked to be a familiar blue t-shirt of hers.

"Is that mine?" Makoto thought but then even more thoughts entered her mind. Mina was in her apartment, more like in her bed wearing what was a t-shirt of hers. They had gone out drinking the night before. Was it really a stretch to believe that they had done something stupid?

"Um," Makoto swallowed. "Mina, do me a favor?"

"Huh, oh sure Mako-chan. What's up?"

"Will you look at your hand and please tell me that you aren't wearing a wedding ring too."

The blonde blinked a few times then shrugged her shoulders. She thought this was rather silly but Makoto had asked her.

"Okay."

Instantly Makoto closed her eyes. She couldn't look right now for she dreaded the answer, especially when every thought in her brain had been screaming that there would be a ring on the blonde's finger.

"Oh crap," Mina screamed.

"W-What, what is it?" Makoto opened her eyes to see the blonde shaking rather nervously while she gazed at her own ring covered finger.

"No way,"

Makoto felt as if time suddenly stopped. She then looked back to her own hand, then to Mina, and then back to her own hand once again before screaming.

"Mina! What in the hell did we do last night?"

Mina could only laugh nervously with a hand through her blonde locks.

"Um…you won't get mad if I say there's got to be reasonable explanation for this?"

That was definitely not something that the brunette wanted to hear.

"Unless this is someone's idea of a joke we must have been wasted beyond words. Mina this is crazy."

The blue-eyed girl gave a nod but still couldn't help but glance at her ring. It was a simple, silver band but for some reason looking at it made her feel good. She put those thoughts aside for the time being.

"We need to get to bottom of this. I still can't remember much though." The brunette was now on her feet. She breathed a sigh of relief when she saw that she had been fully clothed in her pajamas.

"Thank god, maybe we were too drunk for anything else."

Although the blonde was indeed wearing one of her t-shirts it didn't mean that anything had happened between them.

"Nothing other than the fact that we're…." she froze unable to think the rest.

Makoto looked around the bedroom again as she now had a better look of things. It all seemed to be in such a mess with clothes everywhere, shoes, and beer and wine bottles lying all over the floor.

"Jeez, what a mess." She thought knowing there would be a hell of a lot of cleaning to do around here. She shuddered to think of what the rest of the apartment looked like. Mina gazed worriedly at the green-eyed female who was so quiet. She really just wanted to go over there to hug her but doubted if it would be received well. Eventually the brunette turned back around.

"This looks like it's pretty legit huh.' She doubted if their rings were fake.

"I, uh, still can't remember much. I just remember a lot of drinks like I said. But someone must know something like Usagi-chan, or Rei, or Ami…"

"Nah I don't think they'd let us go through with something so stupid. Well maybe Usagi to play a joke but I just have to believe that Rei would try to stop it."

Mina agreed with her there. Rei would have most definitely intervened and Ami was usually the voice of reason if anyone thought of doing something idiotic.

"Unless maybe Rei-chan thought it would be funny too."

Makoto shook her head in defeat. She couldn't think anymore right now.

"I give up!" she threw her hands up slightly. "Hey I'm going to go see if the rest of the house is this bad."

"Okay, sure. I'll uh, I'll tidy up around here." She suggested. She felt she should be helpful since their current situation was most likely her fault.

"Alright," the brunette nodded then left Mina alone. She began to straighten up some of the mess.

"Jeez we must have been totally drunk last night. This place is a mess."

The blonde soon made it to a pile of clothes that she recognized as her own. She noticed her purse as well and curiously began looking through the clothes and her purse as well. She soon noticed a piece of folded up paper. She opened it and her eyes instantly went wide just then Makoto came back.

"Well it looks like the major damage is in here." Makoto noticed right away that the blonde was standing there gawking at a piece of paper.

"Unreal," she thought especially since the blonde just offered to start cleaning up. She also noticed how distracted Mina seemed.

"Hey Mina what's up. Are you okay?"

The blonde looked up quickly then turned to face the green-eyed female. She hid the paper behind her.

"Oh, hey Mako-chan when did you pop in?"

"Eh," the brunette blinked. "I didn't leave the country or anything Mina. My apartment isn't that big."

"Heh, heh." Mina laughed. "Y-Yeah you're right."

She seemed really nervous about something which made Makoto blink curiously.

"What's going on?"

"Oh, N-Nothing…"

"You know when you act like that you aren't very believable Mina. What are you hiding behind your back?"

"Oh, this, it's nothing."

She began to back up when the brown-haired girl started walking towards her.

"Mina, tell me what's going on?"

The blue-eyed female swallowed nervously. She knew she had to tell Makoto about what she had discovered.

"Okay." She sighed. "I sort of stumbled upon a paper."

"Alright what sort of paper."

"Um, here you can look for yourself."

She hesitantly handed Makoto the paper which turned out to be marriage certificate with both of their names on it.

"Oh holy shit!" her hands shook hard as she dropped the paper on the floor instantly. "No, freaking way."

"Yeah," Mina spoke but then suddenly smiled. "Well, now that we have this proof there's really only one thing left to say."

Makoto hesitantly looked up to meet the blue-eyed female's bright smile. She down right feared what the blonde would say next.

"Mina," she thought with worry.

The blonde's smile if possible seemed to get even brighter.

"So, honey what's for breakfast."

With that said the green-eyed female saw stars then hit the ground hard.

"Oh," Mina put her hand to her face. "Mako-chan are you okay? Did I say something wrong?"