On behalf of the wonderful Anniversary of Harry Potter's last movie, here comes the weirdest thing I have ever typed. It's in play-show form, hope you like it!

TODAY'S MEH BIRTHDAY! YES!

(Ginny walks in, holding a slip of paper in her hand, her eyes wide with excitement, running towards Harry)

Ginny: Harry! It's tomorrow! I can't believe it!

Harry: ….What's tomorrow?

Ginny: The anniversary of the movies based on us, duh!

Harry: Wait… what movies? Why haven't I been informed earlier?

Ginny: W-What? I thought I told you three months ago from this day that it was the anniversary!

Harry: I was thinking you were talking about ours!

Ginny: … okay? Why would you think that?

(Ginny face palms, Hermione and Ron walk in, both holding hands)

Hermione: Did you tell him Gin?

Ginny: Yea, and apparently he doesn't have a bloody clue what I'm on about!

Ron: Language Ginny. On behalf of everyone's sake here.

(Ginny blinks at her brother, and Hermione just smiles; George and Angelina apparate in a few seconds later)

George: Did we hear-

Angelina: That tomorrow-

George: Is the second one? Already? You're blooming joking! And Ronniekinz, we know how you feel about cursing; Hermione's corrupted your brain, hasn't she?

Ron: What's THAT supposed to mean?!

Hermione: Calm down, Ronald. He was just saying that-

Ron: I know what he was saying, 'Mione!

Hermione: …

Ron: Sorry.

Ginny: (intrudes) Can someone please explain to why he doesn't know about this yet? He's turning 33 in 17 days, and he should've known by now!

Hermione: Umm… Ginny? You were supposed to tell him about it.

Ginny: And I did! Seems like auror training has gotten to his head more than anniversaries!

(With no-one saying a word about him, Harry sneaks up behind Ginny, and she continues her rant. In Harry's hand holds a bouquet of flowers, and he holds up a finger to silence them.)

Ginny: -Our anniversary was around four months ago, and he kept track of that, but not the muggle date of the last Harry Potter movie? How does that make any-?

Harry: Ginny? I-I have something for you to make up for that—erm, trick of mine.

Ginny: (Flabbergasted) Trick? What-

(Teddy Lupin pops up from behind Harry, his face brightened with joy)

Teddy: Surprise Aunt Ginny! We haves something for you! Go on Uncle Harry! Show it!

(Harry holds bouquet of flowers out to her, Ginny just stares at them)

Ginny: … you think that flowers are just going to magically help you out of this?

Harry: Well, actually, I don't have a wand...

Ginny: No pun intended Harry! Honestly! I'll admit that you got me, but…

Harry: So you don't want the flowers?

Ginny: (Scoffs, and grabs the flowers) Oh, I'm taking them. They are delightful.

Hermione: How about we just celebrate now without any more complaints?

Ron: Yea, what she said.

George: I second that.

Angelina: Umm, George, Ron seconded…

George: I know Ang.

Well this is it. I have NO IDEA what I was writing, but I guess this is what I came up with. I made this on the fourteenth, so... yea.

Thank you for reading!

You don't get it? Harry was playing with Ginny and knew already about the anniversary.

-Kyra