Consequences! Muwhahaha!

" Darn!" I said as I heard the little pest come back from hunting with Emmett. I quickly pulled the cover over my piano and as quietly as I could, I headed toward the front door to escape. I reached the doorknob and there she was. Just leaning there with a gleam in her eyes that were never a good sign. I was only way too familiar to what would happen next. She was going to tell a… a… story!

"There was once a vampire that was so weird that all of the girls in town just trembled in his presence."

"La la la! I can't hear you!"

"The weirdness was too much for them to handle."

"Shut up, Alice! Last warning I swear."

"But one day the weird-" I cut her off by grabbing her by the arm and flipped her over the couch sending her into the wall. All of Esme's vases on the shelves above her fell and crashed around us.

"I'll do it, Alice. Don't test me today." I warned her as I pulled her out of the mess and pinned her shoulder against the opposite wall.

"Edward! Get off me! I'll get Jasper up here."

"Go ahead! He'll take my side."

"Jasper! Get up here before I die!"

Jasper got up here before the words were out of her mouth. He just stood in the doorway, leaning up against the side with his arms crossed in front of his chest. He faked a yawn.

"What is it, Alice?"

"Edward won't get off me!"

"And…."

"Jasper Cullen! You had better get Edward off of me."

"You know what? This is really more of a job for Emmett to do. He turned to leave as he said it. Just before he was about to run down the stairs, Alice let out a threatening growl.

"Okay! Okay. Edward, please?"

"No! You know what she said to me?"

"What? Was she making fun of your weirdness gain?"

I was silent as I looked at him.

"Look at you two." He leaned against the doorway again." You guys are acting like a bunch of five year olds. But just to end this thing once and for all, you can do whatever you were gonna do."

This is one of the best days of my life! I got off of Alice and took hold of her feet and started to drag her toward the basement door. He nails dug into the carpet. Esme could kill me later for it.

"You brought this upon yourself, love." He bent down to giver her a kiss on the top of her head. She then reached out and tried to scratch his face and I continued to drag her toward the basement door. It was a good thing that he moved just in time.

"Have fun, you two. Edward?" I stopped to look at him with an evil gleam in my eyes. "Don't' go easy on her."

"Sure thing." Alice had let go of the carpet in shock. This made it much easier. Then she let out a high-pitched scream that turned into a growl.

"YOU TWO ARE GOING TO PAY FOR THIS!!"

"Muwhahaha!" I was going to have so much fun with her. She could do anything she wants after I'm done with her.

"Anything, but this Edward! Anything!" she screamed all the way down the basement.

"Pshh! Now way! Like Jasper said, you brought this upon yourself. Now duffer the consequences! Haha!

"No…! That was the last thing she said before I shut the door and dead bolted it.