Hey guys! So I'm back with another story, and this time it's a parody of the Rainbow Fairy series. You know, the ones you or one one of your friends used to obsess over until you stopped because there were too many. So...yeah. Anyway, this story is going to have longer chapters than my other story. And I'm going to start posting bios of my OC's on my bio. Anyway, Enjoy!

P.S. I don't own the Rainbow Fairies series or anything I reference. If I did, then the fairies would actually DO something instead of going to Rachel and Kristy all the time.

~The Prologue before the Prologue~

"Did you get it my servant?" a shadowed figure said as a snowman glided through an enormous hall made out of ice and towards the said figure.

"Yes, my queen." The snowman somehow knelt and held out a UPS package towards the person.

"Yes!" The unknown person snatched up the package and started to do a Snoopy dance in excitement as the snowman tried not to snicker.

As the figure composed herself, she said "Bring in the troops!"

The snowman went to open the door, but got squashed into the wall instead. The figure, ignoring the smashed snowman, went over to the troop of snowmen that had gone through the door and were trying to look menacing with snowballs in their hands.

"Take these to the human world and hide them in the most convenient place possible!"She started to cackle. "Now those fairies will never find them! MUAHAHAH-cough-cough-AHAHAHAHA!"

~The Actual Prologue~

It was a bright, sunny day in Leavesville and our protagonists, Chris and Rick, were playing baseball.

"Catch!"

As Rick tried to catch the ball, a sparkle appeared in his face. Startled, he flailed around, accidentally smacking the fairy then getting a ball in the face. (karma!)

The fairy, aka the sparkle, shook himself off and flew over to our two main characters and said in a squeaky voice "Off to Fairyland we go!"

As he waved his wand Rick started to say something but got cut off by a poof of glittery pink smoke. When the smoke cleared, they were gone. The rest of the boys stared for a while, then shrugged their shoulders and continued playing.

At Fairyland, the two boys appeared in a disturbingly pink castle. The king and queen, dressed in violently hot pink robes, looked at them severely.

"Jackie Frost has stolen something of ours. Again." Everyone groaned.

"Really? Again?" Chris crossed his arms.

"Yes and we need your help." said the king. He blew a whistle and gestured to the seven fairies that just entered.

"These are the fairies you'll be working with." The king nodded to one and he stepped up. "This is Eli the English Fairy."

The fairy was wearing an unfortunate renaissance outfit and a terrible floppy hat. "Thy greets you," he said in a really fake british accent. The two tweens just stared as the fairy bowed and stepped back.

A really frazzled-looking fairy stepped up next. He was punching numbers in a calculator and mumbling under his breath. When he finally noticed them, he said a quick "Hi" and hurriedly stepped back.

"That fairy's name is Matthew the Math Fairy. Now here's Sean the Science Fairy."

A guy with slicked down hair and a stained lab coat scurried up to Rick and shoved a magnifying glass in his face.

"Homo Sapiens from the kingdom Mammalian..." he said as he shoved his face this way and that.

The king shoved the eccentric fairy back as Rick cracked his neck. He said, "Yes, well, here's Hugo the History Fairy."

A middle-aged fairy in a sweater walked up and shook their hands. "Hello, nice to meet you," he said in monotone voice that was so boring that Rick had to nudge Chris, who was on the verge of falling asleep.

"Next up is Hilary the Home-Ec Fairy."

A pretty fairy in an apron and her golden hair tied back with a kerchief stepped up with a plate in her hands.

"Hi, would you like some brownies?" She offered the brownies to the boys. The two boys took as many as they could hold and stuffed some in their mouths. They immediately turned green and put the brownies back.

She stepped back and a girl in jeans and an ink stained t-shirt stepped up. She was a brunette with square glasses, a metal pen behind her ear, and holding an over-stuffed binder with a thoughtful look in her eyes.

As she stepped up she smiled. "Hi, it's... nice? No... a pleasure? Too formal. Wonderful? Yeah, it's wonderful to meet you." She shook their hands and went back.

"And lastly, here's Reyna the Reading Fairy."

A petite auburn fairy slowly walked up, her nose in a book. She bumped into Chris. "Oops! I am so sorry! My name's Reyna, nice to meet you." She quietly stepped back.

"Since you have met all of your fairies, go out there and find them!" the king said.

Rick raised his hand as the queen said a spell.

"Uh, what are we getting?"

"Why textbooks of course!" The king replied as a wind started to swirl around the boys in a mini tornado. "Without them, there would be no school."

"WHAT!?" Chris shouted right before they vanished in another poof of pink glittery smoke.

The boys landed on the now empty baseball field. As the words sank in, Rick dramatically flopped onto his back.

"Crud."

Now they have to find the magical textbooks, which were delivered with free shipping and handling. So tell me what you think by reviewing. Thanks so much for reading, and I'll catch you later!

~CG