Adolfa sat waiting for her chocolate martini. Almost a month after Valentinesday time to celebrate being away from that idiot. The idiot being her ex. Valentinesday he cheated on her, the ass.

England had come to, well 'relax'. He had afew, ok more then afew, before he saw her. Adolfa had worn a black and red tulle dress that went about mid-thigh.

Instantly he walked over to her. She got the martini she wanted by then. He started to chat her up. Drins flew and they got bombed.

He invited her over to his home. Things lead to another...

(Next morning)

England woke to see Adolfa snuggled up to him. What happened? He got out of bed to discover himself and her unclothed. He sighed, what was he to do.

Adolfa had awaken moments after England. She was in unfamiliar territory. She went to get up but found the outside world cold.

(Hours later)

They discorved what HAD happened. They were most displeased.

(Months later)

Adolfa sat in the doctors office. She was pregnant. She knew England wanted the child but then again they lived in different coutries.