If I Could Turn Back Time

by God Is Wearing Black

If Charlie learned one thing from having his wife leave him it was to not have a one night stand. Max is sent to live with her dad after her mother goes missing. She's sure of exactly four things, her sister was insufferable, her friends are total nerds, her professors just need to bang already, and oh yeah Rosalie Hale is gonna eat her, and NOT in the sexy way(SO MANY CROSSOVERS)

Well howdy-do there! Uh.. I'm GIWB and im putting this note up as like an insurance, no no that's not the right word... I'm putting this up as a motivator to write my fics and not forget about them. I'm in college so i don't write a bunch so let me tell you now, don't expect any regular updates, i can go forever.

If you like the description of the fic and are genuinely interested, it would be extremely helpful for you to tell me, leave a review, or PM me any questions or what have you.

I hope you guys enjoy my future works.

For this particular fic it will include but not limited to crossovers such as: Supernatural, Good Omens, Hannibal, Life is Strange, Misfits, Pacific Rim, ect.

a warning however, the rating is teen now but if any of you have played Life Is Strange you understand that it can contain sensitive subject matter. This will also contain homosexual, lesbian, and straight relationships, if you don't have tolerance for that well get the fuck our now, i don't even want you reading this.

I'm writing this fic because Twilight has the potental to be actually interesting, I've read all the books and seen three of the movies and honestly I did not like it, but the characters had something i couldn't just leave there, more specifically Rosalie and her tragic past. This is going to touch harsh matters but i hope to keep it relativly light in between with good ole raunchy humor. Enjoy!

~caio Giwby