Mark It Up
Parody of Mark It Up (from Repo The Genetic Opera)
Performers: Guardian Angel, Handsome Jack, Riku
~Interlude~
Guardian Angel: (singing)
WHERE THE FUCK IS WESKER, BROTHERS?
Riku: (singing)
HE PLACED ME IN CHARGE SISTER
Guardian Angel & Riku:
I DON'T TAKE LIP FROM A SLUT CUNT
Handsome Jack: (singing)
My brother and sister should f***
Riku: JACK! SHUT THE FUCK UP
Riku: (singing)
I'm the smartest
I'm the toughest
If there is a hole
I will plow it
Riku don't take shit from no one
ONE BRAIN, MARK IT UP
ONLY I GOT BRAINS ENOUGH
THAT'S WHY DAD WILL LEAVE UMBRELLA TO ME
ME, ME, ME, ME, ME, ME!
Handsome Jack: HA!
Handsome Jack: (singing)
Ask an Intern
Who they'd prefer
Ten out of nine
They'd say Handsome Jackie
Girls: Jackie…
Handsome Jack: (singing)
The most dashing
Panties snatching
I will leave YOUR DRAWERS dripping
ONE HEART, MARK IT UP
HANDSOME JACK STEALS ALL THE HEARTS
Riku & Handsome Jack: (in unison)
THAT'S WHY DAD WILL LEAVE UMBRELLA TO MEEEEEEEEEEE
Riku & Handsome Jack: (singing)
Just you wait
Time will tell
Riku's/Jack's face will rule them all