Author's Note: Screenrant made a big deal over some movies' early reactions, only to be disappointed each time. Basically, the site never learn its lesson...also fuck Sony, fuck Paul Feig, fuck Amy Pascal, and fuck Tom Rothman.
One day a kid named Scrant was playing on the sidewalk when a large van pulls up right next to him and the driver said, "Hey kid, wanna piece of candy?"
The boy paused for a moment and asked, "What candy mister?"
The driver then takes out a small piece of candy and said, "Jolly Rancher, it's cherry!"
Excited, Scrant then went to accept the candy when suddenly a group of men storms right out of the van, grabs the boy and shoves him into the back of the vehicle. Few months later, Scrant was still trying to recover from the experience he had endured when the same van from that time pulls up and the driver offers a piece of candy.
"Hey kid, want a piece of candy?"
At first, Scrant hesitated when the driver then said, "It's cherry flavored!" with a creepy smile.
Scrant then went on to accept the candy...
Who you gonna call? BALLBUSTERS!
*sigh* I'm ain't afraid of no social justice warriors, nu-males, and feminazis.
Neither should you.