Ginyu Force Assemble!
Jeice and Burter had just arrived on Freiza's ship, and were heading to the bridge where Recoombe, Ginyu, Guldo and Bried were waiting.
"So we're now an elite force. That is so cool!" giggled Burter, "If only those stuck up creeps at school could see me now."
"Yeah," agreed Jeice, "They'd better not mess with us now. We'll kick their arses."
They opened the door to the bridge and went in.
"Jeice and Burter! So glad you could finally make it!" said a somewhat sarcastic Frieza, "Was the traffic bad in space? Hmmm?"
"Sorry sir" Jeice muttered with his head down. He looked up "Word to the wise. If you're going on a journey of any length with Burter here, don't ever let him drive. 'No sense of direction' doesn't even come close"
"I shall bear that in mind" Frieza looked at his finally assembled force, "Congratulations. You six are my new attack force. You are going to help us..persuade people to join our organization. If they don't, you kill or enslave them. Simple isn't it?"
Bried put his claw up "What is the name of this team?" he asked.
"Good question. I was going to go for 'Frieza Force Five', but there are six of you. So King Cold kindly suggested 'The Ginyu Force'. Any objections?"
"Only a question," said Recoombe, "Why Ginyu?"
"I believe his reasoning went along the lines of: Ginyu's the oldest and has more combat experience than the others, and I'm King Cold and what I say goes." Came the reply, "Do you have a problem with that?"
"Nope, just wondering. Makes perfect sense." Recoombe said hurriedly.
"Good. I'm so pleased when people are agreeable." Grinned Frieza.
"Now, there's one last little thing to do before we go any further. One of you has to die."
"What?" said Jeice "Why?"
Frieza walked over to a nearby control panel "You have to be ruthless in this game, so in order to prove that, I want you to choose which of you will go. Except Ginyu of course, as then you'd be The Ginyu Memorial Force and that sounds sooo bad. You have 5 minutes, starting now." Frieze pressed a button on the console and a large holographic counter appeared above his head and started counting down.
The assembled force started arguing amongst themselves. After 2 minutes, Ginyu shouted at them "Shut UP! The choice is simple." He walked over to Frieza and whispered "They'll never decide at this rate. Besides if I'm their leader I'll decide."
"Can't argue with that. Tell me who."Frieze replied.
Ginyu told him.
"Right you are. Decision made." Said Frieza. He stopped the counter and extended a hand and pointed at the Force in front of him. A beam of energy shot out and hit Burta square in the forehead. "Just kidding!" he laughed. He turned and suddenly vaporised Bried, "Not kidding. Ginyu was right, Bried was mostly useless and his appalling face was bad for the team's image."
The remains of the team looked at the pile of ash that represented their failed colleague.
Jeice looked up first "Shall we get on with the conquering then?"
Frieza nodded. "Yes, lets."
And thus The Ginyu Force set about Frieza's dirty work.