This is my first fanfic, I'm open to flames (which I'm expecting) and I'd really appreciate comments. So please review ^^
Disclaimer: I am not Stephanie Meyer, if I was would I still bother to go to high school? Hell no!
thoughts
Edward's POV
Bella's away sick today. I would sulk and pity myself but I knew better not to, cause if I did Jasper would feel the same way. This would cause me to feel worse and the cycle to continue. So to keep myself occupied I decided to actually listen to everyone's thoughts today.
Everyone's thoughts were one of the following: vain, boring, perverted or just plain weird. It was getting extremely dull until I heard something that told me a fact that would scar me for all eternity. It wasn't the thought itself, but it was who it was coming from. The one and only Mike Newton. I thought he had a crush on my beautiful perfect Bella but I was wrong. I stared at him giving him my best death glare.
OMG OMG OMG He's looking at me! I MUST act cool. I think he might know that I'm gay! Wait… no one knows I'm gay, everyone thinks I like Bella since I tried to ask her out. That didn't go so well that stuck up –
Before I knew it a growl like sound was emerging from my throat. Mike didn't even get the chance to say that vial word before I rushed over, fast but not fast enough to look suspicious and grabbed him by the scruff of his shirt.
I pulled him up close so that we were eye to eye, ready to give him the beating off his life…
I knew it! He knows I'm gay! But he likes me back, and now he's making his move! We're so close, he's leaning in, and we're like eye to eye! He's so going to kiss me. I better act sexy.
I screwed my face up in disgust as he closed his eyes and tried to pout his lips. All that did was make him look like a fish out of water. Without another word I quickly dropped him. I walked over to my lunch tray, grabbed the most liquid and putrid looking substance and poured it down Mike's shirt. I had to do something about him thinking I liked him. He might tell Bella!
When I came back to my table I could hear my whole family's thoughts laughing at me. I guess Alice saw what was going through his head and told everyone. I'm never going to be able to live this down.
If anyone likes this I'll think about updating. I hope no one sues me for killing people with my horribleness =/
Please review! If you do I'll give you a cookie XD Oh yea, this is written by me Nina, not Ray. He helped though. ^^
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