My friend wanted me to write her in a one-shot. Here we go!
Cat throw her cup to the ground and stomped on it. Ashley, who was Cat's best friend, walked up to her.
"Cat, what's wrong?" Ashley asked.
"I can't belive it." Cat said. She sat down at the lunch-table.
"What happened?" Ashley asked again. She sat next to Cat.
"Andrew." Cat said.
"Andrew? Your boy-friend?" Ashley asked, standing up. She took her iPhone out of her back-pocket.
"Yeah. He broke up with me." Cat said, stomping on a fly that was under the table.
"Well, let's pay Andrew a visit." Ashley said.
"I dunno Ashley. This seems like a good idea." Cat said.
"Please. He won't even know what hit him. Trust me, Cat. I know what I'm doing." Ashley said. She knocked on Andrew's door. His door was huge and black. It sort of gave you the impression that Darth Vader was behind it, and not Cat's ex-boyfriend Andrew.
"What?" Andrew opened the door. From his apperence, you could tell that he was second-guessing dumping Cat. His tee-shirt was stained with his tears, he was wearing super-man pajama bottems and his teeth weren't brushed, an obvious sign that this would push him over the edge.
Ashley started up her iPhone.
Why am I always hit on by the boys I never like
I can always see 'em coming from the left and from the right
I don't want to be a priss, I just try to be polite
But it always seems to bite me in the –
Ask me for my number, yeah you put me on the spot
You think that we should hook-up, but I think that we should not
You had me at hello, then you opened up your mouth
And that is when it started going south
Oh!
Get your hands off my hips, 'fore I'll punch you in the lips
Stop your staring at my— Hey!
Take a hint, take a hint
No you can't buy me a drink, let me tell you what I think
I think you could use a mint
Take a hint, take a hint
La, La, La….
T-take a hint, take a hint
La, La, La….
I guess you still don't get it, so let's take it from the top
You asked me what my sign is, and I told you it was Stop
And if I only had a dime for every name that you just dropped
You'd be here and I'd be on a yacht
Oh!
Get your hands off my hips, or I'll punch you in the lips
Stop your staring at my— Hey!
Take a hint, take a hint
No you can't buy me a drink, let me tell you what I think
I think you could use a mint
Take a hint, take a hint
La, La, La….
T-take a hint, take a hint
La, La, La….
What about "no" don't you get
So go and tell your friends
I'm not really interested
It's about time that you're leavin'
I'm gonna count to three and
Open my eyes and
You'll be gone
One.
Get your hands off my—
Two.
Or I'll punch you in the—
Three.
Stop your staring at my—
Hey!
Take a hint, take a hint
I am not your missing link
Let me tell you what I think
I think you could use a mint
Take a hint, take a hint
Anderew ran back into his apartment, crying. Ashley and Cat high-fived. Oh, yeah. This was fun.
"Good job." Cat said.
"Thank you." Ashley said.
"We need to do this again." Cat said.
"Oh yeah!" Ashley said.
I hope you liked it.