Gamer Man
Parody of Genetic Repo Man from Repo! The Genetic Opera
Performers: Two-Face as Graverobber
Chorus: (singing)
GAAAAMEERR MAAAAANNNNN
GAAAAAMEEERRR MAAAAANNNNNN
~Interlude~
Two-Face: (singing)
Out from the night
From the mist steps the figure
No one really knows his name for sure
He stands at six foot eleven head and shoulders
Pray he never comes knocking at your door
Say that you once bought a Wii
Or a new Genesis
But somehow never managed to square away your debts
He wont bother to mail or to bill you
He'll just rip the still active system out of your chest
Chorus: (singing)
Gamer man
Gamer man
Two-Face: (singing)
You can run, you can hide if you try to
But he always has a way of finding you
He will come at your darkest hour
When no-one you know will rescue you
Chorus: (singing)
Gamer man
Gamer man
Two-Face: and none of us,
Are free from this nightmare,
For many years ago, we ALL fell in debt
New systems were needed to perfect our image
And until our debts are clear
We will live in fear of the…
Chorus:
GAMER MAN
GAMER MAN
PSN REPO: THE GAMER OPERA
Starring
NATHAN DRAKE as NATHAN DRAKE aka THE GAMER MAN
ALBERT WESKER as ALBERT WESKER, CEO of GameCO
HANDSOME JACK as HANDSOME JACK WESKER
GUARDIAN ANGEL as ANGEL SWEET
MOXXI as MOXXI DRAKE
MAYA as MAYA DRAKE
RIKU as RIKU WESKER
With MORRIGAN as BLIND MORG
And TWO-FACE as THE TWO-FACED GAMEROBBER