[]Okay, so. I was talking with Habitual, right? And.. Well we were watching Liberty Prime. (A robot in Fallout 3) Shoot his eye lazers and people and yell. "EMBRACE DEMOCRAZY" So, Habitual was all. "What if Optimus Prime was like that?" And heres how we come to this one-shot today. []
Optimus Prime sighed staring at the mountains of paperwork on his desk. Rubbing his temples he stood from his chair looking out over the large viewing deck. He knew that the American government just wanted to be careful. Hell, who wouldn't? He was a giant fucking robot. Balling his hands into fists, something in his very spark just broke.
"Get ready, America. Here comes Liberty Prime."
~3 Hours Later…..~
After sending the rest of the Autobots out of the country, Optimus stood at the gates of Washington DC. A wicked smile forming on his face. Charging his guns he fired.
…
The country was in an uproar. Optimus rampaged across the city, his voice filling the burning red sky.
"EMBRACE DEMOCRACY OR BE EREDICATED."
"COMMUNISM IS A LIE!"
"DEMOCRACY IS TRUTH. COMMUNISM IS DEATH."
People ran around like chickens with their heads cut off. The President stared with horror at the destruction of the city. He never saw this coming, who knew Optimus Prime. THE Optimus Prime would ever do this.
Optimus stepped up to the White House, tossing away the roof and staring dead into the President's eyes.
"Stop giving me so much PAPERWORK to do, and this will all stop. Oh, and tell the country to embrace democracy."
The President nodded dumbly.
"Good. And uhh.. About the city." He glanced over his shoulder.
"Blame the Decepticons."
With a simple wave he transformed and drove away.
What a fucking day.
Optimus woke up from the dream blinking his optics several times.
"If that really happened.." He shook rolling over.
"I need to lay off the energon…."
[]Lolololololololololololol. If Optimus Prime fucked up the US yelling. EMBRACE DEMOCRACY GODDAMNIT. I would be scared. Lets give a hand for 'Liberty Prime' [] -KUDOS TO HABITUAL FOR THE IDEA!-