first fanfic #1
fangirl(aka me):KANDDA!
Kanda:who the fuck are you?
Fangirl(Me):im .
Kanda: Okay not so very not to meet why the fuck are you in my room?
Fangirl:i want you to...*pulls out the lotus hour glass*RAPE ALLLEN!
Kanda: what?why?
Fangirl:Becuase if you don't i'll break your hour glass!
Kanda:Okay,okay.I'll do it.
*in the cafeteria*
Lavi:Take it easy on the dango Allen or you'll choke.
'Oh god I love it when he's reckless!'
Allen:Lavi cu-
Kanda:MOYASHI!GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE!
Lavi:bye moyashi!
Allen:oh-*kisss*
Allen:WHAT THE FUCK?KANDA WHY DID YOU JUST KISS ME?
Kanda:Becuase some girl took my lu-er something important of mine.
Fangirl:Why aren't you raping the moyashi?
Kanda:*pulls out mugen*leave now.
Fangirl:*sigh*fine,but I may be back.