Bella and Edward are sitting at the lunch table at school just chatting when Jessica all of a sudden comes over and bursts into song to explain her true feeling about Bella and Edward:

Avril Lavigne- Girlfriend

Hey! Hey! You! You!
I don t like your girlfriend!
No way! No way!
I think you need a new one Hey! Hey! You! You!
I could be your girlfriend

Hey! Hey! You! You!
I know that you like me No way! No way!
No, it s not a secret Hey! Hey! You! You!
I want to be your girlfriend

You re so fine I want you mine You re so delicious I think about ya all the time You re so addictive Don t you know what I could do to make you feel alright?
Don t pretend I think you know I m damn precious And Hell Yeah I m the motherfucking princess I can tell you like me too and you know I m right

She s like so whatever And you could do so much better I think we should get together now And that s what everyone s talking about!

Hey! Hey! You! You!
I don t like your girlfriend!
That's Right! No way! No way!
I think you need a new one Hey! Hey! You! You!
I could be your girlfriend

Hey! Hey! You! You!
I know that you like me No way! No way!
You know it s not a secret Hey! Hey! You! You!
I want to be your girlfriend

I can see the way, I see the way you look at me And even when you look away I know you think of me I know you talk about me all the time again and again So come over here, tell me what I want to hear Better yet make your girlfriend disappear I don t want to hear you say her name ever again (And again and again and again!)

She s like so whatever And you could do so much better I think we should get together now And that s what everyone s talking about!

Hey! Hey! You! You!
I know that you like me No way! No way!
You know it s not a secret Hey! Hey! You! You!
I want to be your girlfriend

In a second you ll be wrapped around my finger Cause I can, cause I can do it better There s no other So when's it gonna sink in?
She s so stupid What the hell were you thinking?!

In a second you ll be wrapped around my finger Cause I can, cause I can do it better There s no other So when's it gonna sink in?
She s so stupid What the hell were you thinking?

Hey! Hey! You! you! I don't like your girlfriend (hey hey)
No way! No way! I think you need a new one (no way)
And no it's not a secret Hey! Hey! You! You! I could be your girlfriend No way! No way!
Hey! Hey!