Hello, this is Heavy Weapons Guy. Im here to tell you how I lost my virginity. I was in college for Russian literature back in the 80's, I was on the boxing team and I have become World Champion. On this day I have found the perfect walrus to make sexual intercourse to, her name was Sasha. I saw her in the middle of boxing practice, I just had to talk to her. I went over to Sasha, heart trembling, legs shaking, dick masturbating, and overall Anxiety just penetrating my ass all over. My knees were weak, and my arms were heavy, "Oh no!" then I vomitted on my shirt. and yelled out "Mom's spaghetti!" and then Sasha left. It was a sad day, after boxing practice i went home to mother and my three little sisters, I thought of suicide, since I could not get the approval of Sasha. I said No! to giving up and I went outside to do chores, I grabbed my axe and went into the forest to chop some firewood. I heard a voice behind me, it was a beautifull voice, silky smooth like Mama's breasts and tender like a ham sandwich. It turned out to be a bear. " Hello, I read your mind and wanted to know if you would like to fuck." said the bear. The bear took me back to its cave, where I undressed into nothing but socks. We cuddled up by the fire, I turned her over and started porking her right in that hairy pussy, and then we tried doggystyle. "MY GOD IM ABOUT TO...AHHHHHHHHH!" I said and then we both came together in one giant white rapid. I lay down beside the bear breathless and out of energy. " That was nice for your first time" said the bear. I told her thank you and then we snuggled by the fire and fell asleep. - Theres the fucking story now you know. Fucking, Americans...