Sonic story telling!

Guide:

Italic- Sonic characters

Bold- Authors note

Bold Italic- ending sequence.

And normal is for the story! Enjoy my first multi-crossover!

"So guys its time to tell our first story!" Sonic looked around the group of sonic characters. Everyone was there. "I have one to tell from my adventures in Zelda." Cream raised her hand.

"Ok cream! Go ahead!"

Story one: Navi's issues.

So for a long time, Link has been traveling with his trusty Navi. Though there's only one bad thing... SHE'S SO DAMN ANNOYING!

No one knew how Link put up with her. Every time Link came by with Navi people rushed back into their houses and hid. Link had to do something, but not kill her because they've worked together for a while.

Link finally decided to spill the juice. "Navi listen, we have to talk." Link sat down on a log. "What is it Link?" Navi asked.

"Well its about, you. There's something I've been meaning to say..." "There's something I wanted to say too..." Navi interrupted. "Huh... what?"

"Link, we have been together for a while and I just wanted to say this... Link... I LOVE YOU!" Navi yelled with excitement.

"...Wut?" Link was surprised to hear this but he somehow assumed she liked him. So it wasn't exactly something he didn't expect. But now he couldn't tell her about shutting up!

"Oh um... I love you too?" Navi tried to hug link (Though she really couldn't so it just looked like she was poking his chest)

Link Huffed. "What do I do know?" He thought and tried to think of a solution. "DAMNIT!"

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"So Link Is tired of Navi but she loves him? What a twist..." Knuckles sighed. "Aw come one knucklehead enjoy the story!" Sonic gave him a pat on the back.

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Link and Navi walked into level one where there were tons of evil dudes. "God... Navi take cover!" Link did some kind of movie stunt roll and hit the enemy's with his sword and bows. And all Navi did was scream "Watch out!"

This was a normal battle for them. Link risking his life for the ones of his village and dear princess Zelda, and Navi hanging out in the background yelling random remarks that no one wants to hear.

Well after it was all over, Link sighed and looked a Navi. "Can't you help?"

"I just did for you information! You just didn't listen." Navi said.

"You you do something more useful and actually learn to listen?" Link retorted. The two were then off.

After a bit they got to level ten. Another small boss battle where Navi did a little help. Only by really warning Link when to watch out. "Link the weak spot is there!" Navi instructed. Link slashed the spot and the beast was done for. "Now to finish you!" He yelled as he held his sword a bit above the fallen creature.

"Noooo! He doesn't deserve this!" Navi suddenly healed the beast. "WHAT?!" Link had to fight all over again.

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Link and Navi finally navigated into Gannons castle. They found him and prepared to fight.

"Die Gannon!" Link and Gannon started fighting and Navi doing the same thing. "Watch out my love!"

Link finally killed (Well not really) Gannon. Zelda came from the doors un harmed. "Link you came!" She smiled and ran to Link with arms open.

"Get off my love hunny!" Navi screamed and started batting at Zelda. "Link what's this?!" "She has a crush on me..."

"DO SOMETHING!" "Fine, Navi your annoying and I don't like you like that. Your my friend, and this is starting to get annoying..."

"Too bad! Your mine!" Navi ran (or flew) over to Link. "Get off him!" Zelda kicked Navi into the pools of lava surrounding them. "That took care of her..."

Zelda and Link lived their lives normally. Sometimes when Link was on adventures he thought he heard Navi's voice in the background. But that wasn't her, that was just a sick memory. The end.

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"The hell was that?!" Shadow asked with horror. Sonic laughed. "Good one cream!"

"Lets not tell stories about that ok?" Shadow insisted. "Whats wrong with death story's?" Mephiles cocked his head. "Your weird..."

"Anyways I hope you guys enjoyed our first story!"

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Hey dude authors note says that! (Coughs) um... Hi guys!

I'm going to be starting this and updating on it rapidly. Sonic characters talk smack about all my favorite series so you guys will get to see what I'm into.

Well today we have Navi and Link. And I will make stories taking on what society thinks about the characters! Next we have Megaman!

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DISCALMER! I do not own sonic or legend of Zelda nor do I make money with them. The characters and sorts belong to their right and respectful owners.

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Uh oh... EPOLOUG TIME!

The legend of Zelda characters looked into the window of the story tellers. "Damn them, they will pay..." Navi said angrily. "Don't worry Navi we will get revenge!" Zelda promised.

"Wait whats are we doing here anyways?" Link asked. "It doesn't really matter. Lets wait till their done so we can beat em!" Gannon laughed evily.