Olive Juice!
"… Sasuke-kun!"
"Yes?"
"Meet me here on the bridge tomorrow, okay?"
"Why? We don't have training."
"Because I have to tell you something."
"Just tell me now."
"SASUKE-TEME. I CAN KICK YOUR ASS, NOW. I HAVE A NEW JUTSU THAT YOU CAN'T BEAT."
"I can't…"
Sasuke ran his fingers through his hair and sighed.
"Fine."
"Thank you!" Sakura bowed politely and ran off.
Sasuke headed towards Naruto's obnoxious voice, wondering what the bubblegum haired girl wanted to tell him tomorrow….
Also thinking of ways to pummel Naruto into the ground.
Maybe glue his face to a tree...
Next Day
Sakura sat patiently on the railing, waiting for Sasuke to come as he promised. She was a bit early, but that's because she needed to work up some of her nerve.
"CHA! You can do this! It's Sasuke! And he's really been warming up the past year! We CAN do this! CHA!"
Sakura sighed and straightened her headband. Just as she finished fixing it, Sasuke walked up.
"Hey."
"H-hey!"
"So what did you want to tell me?"
"I-…"
"…? You?"
"Sasuke, I feel like…"
Sasuke was confused. Was she ever going to tell him?
"I think I…"
"You think?"
"… Sasuke-kun!"
Sasuke's eyes widened at her sudden shout.
"What is it? Why are you shouting?"
"Sasuke-kun! Olive Juice! That's all!"
And with that, Sakura Haruno, the bravest konoichi ever, ran off to cower in her bedroom corner.
"… What?"
Sasuke knitted his eyebrows and stalked away. Wondering what olive juice meant.
Next Day
"KAKASHI-SENSEI IS ALWAYS LATE." Naruto shouted.
"We know, Naruto, no need to repeat it everyday."
"But it pisses me off! How we ihave/i to be on time and he can do whatever the hell he wants!"
"I know, I know. But-…"
Sakura stopped speaking because just then, Sasuke had walked up next to her.
"What the hell does Olive Juice mean, Sakura? And don't give me another cryptic saying, because olive juice kept me up all night."
"I-I-I…"
"Sakura said 'olive juice' to you, Sasuke-teme?" Naruto asked.
"Yeah, do you know what it means?"
Naruto put a mischievous face on, and glanced at Sakura. She mouthed the word iNo!/i It's really a shame how much Naruto likes messing with his teammates.
"WELL, SASUKE, MY DEAR FRIEND, IT MEANS OUR SAKURA-CHAN HERE, LOVES YOU!"
"… What."
"Yup! Doesn't 'olive juice' sound like 'I love you'?"
Sasuke slowly mouthed the words to himself and pondered their similarity.
His eyes widened slightly and his face got a little red. He composed himself, and looked at Sakura.
"Olive juice, too."
And leaned in and kissed her sweetly on her lips.
"EEEW, SAKURA-CHAN IS BEING DEFILED BY TEME!"
Poof!
"Hey, kids, sorry I'm lat- WOAH. What's going on here?"
"TEME IS A RAPIST!"
Fin.