You're getting to be a - KABOOM!
I'm just a kid who's four
Each day I (beep) a w**re,
I like exploring my mommy!
I'm such a whiny turd,
I'm heard around the world,
I'm so annoying, I'm KY-YOO!
My penis is growing, changing each day,
My mommy and daddy found out that I'm gay!
Sucking dick's not so tough,
Except when I've had too much,
But I'll share some cum with you
I'm Caillou, Caillou, Caillou, I'm Caillou! Screw me!
And me, and me, and me!