Regina hid a laugh by clearing her throat and looking pointedly at her girlfriend, "I specifically reminded you several times that you needed to reapply. Dear, we've been together for three years, you'd think you'd start listening once in a while."
"I did!" Emma whined as she gingerly sat down on the kitchen stool.
"Yes, well then, you shouldn't have fallen asleep. You are very fair skinned, dear, and I warned you many times that Maine sunshine is terrible."
Henry skipped around the corner into the kitchen at this point, and Regina wasn't fast enough. A wicked grin spread across his face as he stepped to Emma's side, "Good morning!" He shouted, before slapping a hand against Emma's back as he gave her a tight hug.
Emma howled, and jerked out of the seat, "Fuck! Oh shit! Henry! I am going to-"
"Emma! Language!" Regina reprimanded, trying desperately to keep a straight face despite the hilarity of the unfortunate situation. She then turned to her son who had fallen over from laughing, "Henry! You know that Emma's sunburned!"
He only laughed harder and wiped a tear from his eye, "Yea! Cause she fell asleep on the beach! In her bikini! She's burned from her neck to her feet, red as a lobster!" He cackled and slapped a hand onto the tile floor of the kitchen.
Emma grumbled and cursed under her breath as she glared at her son, "You better keep your eyes open when you sleep, buster. You're gonna regret doing that."
"Do not threaten our son, Emma, or I will not be slathering you with lotion and allowing you to borrow my silk pajamas any longer."
Her girlfriend turned to her and squeaked in disbelief, "Did- did you not see what he just did?"
"Yes, dear, I know exactly what he did. That's why he's on dish duty for the next week, without allowance."
Henry's laughing abruptly halted, and he shot up off the floor, "What!"
"However... humorous, your little joke was, Henry, it was very rude. Emma went to the beach with you even after having the night shift, and you repay her by only causing her more pain?"
She watched as her son's face fell a little and he looked at Emma with sad eyes, "I'm sorry Ma. I won't do it again. Thanks for going to the beach with me."
Emma smiled, "Yea kid, anytime," Regina smirked as Emma's eyes widened and she continued, "anytime I don't have the nightshift."
"Yea, great. I had a lot of fun, even if you didn't." Henry smiled, and pressed a kiss to Emma's cheek.
Regina smiled at her son, before turning to Emma, to see a mischievous glint in her girlfriend's eyes, as Emma turned to face their sixteen-year-old son, "Emma?" She inquired.
"It was fun kid, I had a good time until I got sunburned," Emma winked at Regina as she ruffled Henry's hair, "However, no way in hell am I risking falling asleep like that again. Do you have any idea how hard it is to have sex with your mom when I'm sunburned like this?"
This time, Regina was unable to contain her laughter as Henry's face dissolved into absolute horror at the words Emma said to him.