David Tennant Hosts SNL
Host: David Tennant
Musical Guest: Sir Paul McCartney- "Love Me Do"
Opening Skit- "Sir The Doctor"
David Tennant/Paul McCartney: The Doctor
Ringo Starr: The Companion Ringo Starr
Fred Armisen: The Dalek
Seth Myers and Keenan Thompson: Random Distressed People
Kate McKinnon: The Former Companion Kate McKinnon
[Setting: Right outside the TARDIS]
The Doctor (David): It's been a good run pet.
Kate: Doctor, please don't go.
The Doctor (David): All stories must come to an end. I just didn't think it'd be so soon. [His skin starts glowing a golden yellow as regeneration starts] I need you to hit me over the head with that bass guitar.
Kate: [Looking down at the bass guitar in her hands. It's Paul McCartney's] What? No. This is my baby.
The Doctor (David): Kate…
Kate: [Sighing] Fine. [She smacks him over the head.]
[The Doctor falls down. She looks at him.]
Kate: Oh god, I killed the Doctor!
[The doctor gets up but he looks different. Kate gasps]
Kate: My god! You're Paul McCartney!
The Doctor (Paul): What? No. I'm the Doctor.
Kate: Okay Doctor
The Doctor (Paul): Actually, it's Sir The Doctor.
[Ringo comes running in then, being chased by Fred Armisen wearing a cardboard Dalek outfit.]
Dalek (Fred): [In Dalek voice] Exterminate! Exterminate!
Ringo: Stop this crazy thing! I'm too old for this!
[The Doctor pulls out his sonic screwdriver and drives the Dalek back. Keenan and Seth look at him and smile.]
Seth and Keenan: Dude! The Doctor
[The Doctor glares]
Seth and Keenan: Sir The Doctor!
Ringo: What is that, some kind of Harry Potter wand? And what are you doing here Paul?
The Doctor (Paul): I'm the Doctor! Why do people keep calling me Paul? [Kate shows him a mirror and he sighs] I really need to stop going back to the 60's. And that must make you Ringo, yes?
Ringo: [Sarcastically] No, I'm Eric.
Kate: [slowly backs off stage.]
The Doctor (Paul): Well, I guess it's you and me. Come along Starr.
Ringo: Why? What's going on.
The Doctor (Paul): We're gonna travel time and space.
Ringo: In that little blue box?
The Doctor (Paul): It's bigger on the inside.
Ringo: I don't believe this.
The Doctor (Paul): You should.
Ringo: Why?
The Doctor (Paul): Because LIVE FROM NEW YORK! IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT!
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