Authors Note: This story is based on a conversation between me and a friend of mine. In this story Shadow's a girl. Enjoy.
The day Team Dark tried to write fanfiction.
It all started one day in Team Dark's apartment on the second floor in an apartment-complex in Station Square. Rouge and Shadow was bored so they sent Omega out to get milkshakes.
Shadow: How about we try to write fan fiction?
Rouge: That sounds like a good idea! I have a few ideas.
Shadow: No you don't.
Rouge: Yes I do!
Shadow: No you don't.
Rouge: Yes I do!
Shadow: No you don't!
Rouge: I wonder when Omega will come back with our milkshakes.
Shadow: I hope it's good milkshakes. Last time I ordered milkshakes from McDonalds I wanted chocolate but got half chocolate half vanilla!
Rouge: Yeah, yeah just calm down.
Shadow: I don't want to calm down! I want my milkshake! And a cupcake.
*Amy comes in*
Amy: Yeah, and I want to fuck Sonic. If she get's a cupcake I get to fuck Sonics brain out.
Shadow: I will get my cupcake!
Amy: *holds up her middle-finger at Shadow* Yeah, right! Not in a million years!
Shadow and Amy starts fighting.
Rouge: Stop fighting you idiots! Or I'll shoot your brains out.
Shadow: I'm not an idiot. She is.
Amy: I want ice-cream.
Shadow: *points out the window* Look, it's faker.
Amy: WHERE?
Shadow: Down on the street.
Amy: *Jumps out the window* SONIIIC!
Shadow: I hope she dies.
Rouge: Me too. She gives girls a bad reputation. *types something on the computer*
Shadow: *looks at the computer* Who the hell taught you to spell? Knuckles?
Rouge: No, I teached myself.
Shadow: Was it fun living in the cake?
Rouge: *tries hard not to laugh* What do you mean "living in the cake"? *cracks*
Shadow: I meant the cave! Gah! I need a milkshake. And a cupcake. And pickles.
Rouge: What the hell? Pickles? Do you even like pickles?
Shadow: No. I don't. Actually, I hate pickles. I've hated them ever since the day I was forced to taste them.
Rouge: Aw, poor you.
Shadow: Yeah, poor me. *Zones out*
Omega comes into the apartment.
Omega: I brought your milkshakes.
Rouge: Thanks. Could you be a sweetie and get a cupcake for Shadie?
Shadow: *Doesn't react*
Rouge: Oh god, not another flashback.
God: Yes, another flashback. I just love to mess with him. Her. Him? Her, definitely her.
Rouge: Gee, thanks pal! How I love you! I want cake.
Amy: Yeah, she wants cake and I want to tongue-kiss with Sonic but it wont happen.
Rouge: I WILL get cake. There is some in the fridge.
Shadow: *snaps out of flashback* Amy, where the hell did you come from?
Amy: I came from God. Thank you god!
God: You are very welcome Amy. I love you.
Shadow: I. Hate. God.
God: I don't hate you Shadow. I just love to mess with you.
Rouge: *laughs at Shadow*
A/N: Hi, It's me, hitsrin, please, read and review, tell me what you think.