Cold December Night
(Parody of 'Cold December Night' by Michael Bublé)
(Performed by Abigail 'Misty' Briarton)
…
Ammo's conserved with care,
My ears are sharp with eyes wide open,
Well, now I know my life's at stake
Cuz we're outnumbered but not done hoping.
The shuffling of the dead,
The stench of zombies fill my household.
I'm gonna paint the walls all red
With their rotten brains and stinking bowels.
Each round we face off many different things
But now I can't help but step in tune and sing:
Oh Marlton, stay alive with me this Christmas!
There're no more perks that I will need this Christmas!
Won't be trapped under a tree.
I want this fight to last forever,
So please survive this cold December night.
Here come the Jumping Jacks
They're crawling at us for the slaughter.
My Bowie Knife has got our back,
Kiss goodbye to their sons and daughters!
Oh but this evening the Hellhounds spawn in sight.
Let's shove them right in to the fireplace
And dim their hellish lights!
So Marlton, tag along with me this Christmas!
Let's make those ugly critters bleed this Christmas!
We'll do this for eternity!
I want this fight last forever,
So please survive this cold December night.
Tonight is the season of killing,
I'm here, much lives we'll be taking.
The gallons of blood we'll be spilling,
I'm here, I'm yours!
Just stay alive with me this Christmas!
There're no more perks I will need this Christmas!
If I drop dead, come revive me!
I want this fight to last forever
And I don't want to be undead tonight.
Protect me like a Christmas sweater,
Laugh proudly at the clods we slay tonight.
I want this fight to last forever,
So please survive this cold December night.
Tonight is the season of killing,
I'm here, much lives we'll be taking.
The gallons of blood we'll be spilling,
I'm here, I'm yours!