A/N first chappie! REVIEW! nd yes, I know, this is extremely un original! But I had to!1! p.s. if any1 loves ashfur, DO NOT READ! i dont own warriors!

Starstar: Hiya! Im your host-

Leafstorm: She's your host!

Starstar: ,bk,,/.,edhhg gtftrfgtgrtgw2 seghjfkdhil

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sorry. in real life, starstar is a tribute to my cat kitkat, whom i just forced to type that.

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Leafstorm: WTSC? o well. shes your host, I'm ur co-host Leafstorm. a few facts about us: she gets high off catnip. and sugar. and coffee. and sunchips. and doritos and-0

***Three hours l8er****

Leafstorm: and leafs. I get high off of catnip.

Starstar: NO1 CARES! anyways, since this is thhe first chapter- i mean episode- we had to come up with our own dares.

Leafstorm: it was fun.

Starstar: ok, our first dare is from... me! I dare cloudtail to drink 40 amps, 22 monsters, three red bulls, and eat twenty pounds of pure sugar, try not to barf, get extremely hyper, and try to fix Brighthearts face with a buddha statuette, a jolly rancher, tweezers, and a leaf.

Leafstorm: You have a sick, sick mind.

Starstar: I know. *presses button, cloudtail and brightheart appear out of no where*

Cloudtail: what the btw? where are we? Who are you?

***by the way, cloudtail isnt saying by the way. hes saying bite the walrus!**

Brightheart: I dunno!

Starstar: We're here to ruin your life.

Cloudtail: lovely.

Leafstorm: *whispers dare to cloudtail, who looks at brightheart, horrified.*

Starstar: here ya go!

cloudtail: *chugs* *shakes violently*

Brightheart is then strapped down to a random chair that appeared out of no where so she cant move. the next parts are censored for gore and to much screaming, but brightheart emerges with so much stuff on her face that wasnt even included in the dare. the tweezers are stuck in her nose.

Brightheart: I hate you all.

Starstar: thank you! *poofs them away*

Leafstorm: the next dare is from me. i dare firestar to say he doesnt love sanstorm anymore.

*poof* *leafstorm says the dare to firestar*

Firestar: I dont love you anymore.

Sandstorm: *pulls out bazooka*

use your imagination to decide what happened next.

Starstar: *blackened with ash* that was... suprising.

Leafstorm: very...

Starstar: My fur covered with ash reminded me. WE ALL HATE ASHFUR ON THIS SHOW!

Leafstorm: very much!

Starstar: so, our next dare is something you may have heard of if you read the life of a star, by the same person who's writing this. producing, i mean. so we're allowed to use it. we're not gonna explain the dare, just watch.

Ashfur: *poof* where am I? who are you?

Starstar: We're your worst nightmare :3

Ashfur: wonderful. what do i have to do?

5 minz later ashfur walks out with pants on head and tutu around his waste, runs into firestas den screaming "IMMA PRETTY FAIRY AND I LOVE YOU!" then he is chased out of camp by firestars once again mate sandstorm, and he does the same thing to blackstar, then onestar, then Leopardstar.

Starstar: That was satisfying.

Leafstorm: Agreed.

RANDOM VOICE: REVIEW!

plz do review ;3 anyone who reviews gets a virtual ashfur plushie! the first reviewer gets an ashfur plushie with a tutu around his waste and pants on his head! i need dares!