One Punch Ninja

by gartenzwergxxl

After getting his memory destroyed Naruto is thrown into a river and wakes up in the wild. Kyuubi sees his chance to make the next pranking monster and fighting monster so he starts training him. What will happen when a pervert Naruto gets trained by a pranking master and has the power to destroy everyone in one punch? Alive Minato/Kushina, Crack-Fiction, OP Naruto, Maybe Pairings

1. Sealing some fun

„Heyho" – Bijuu/Summon speaking (unsealed)

Damn kitsune – Bijuu/Summon speaking (sealed) or thinking

Muhahaha – Deathgod speaking

„Heyho" – Normal speaking

Kage Bunshin – Jutsu

'Meow' – Thinking

Hey guys. This is my very first Fanfiction in English and the second one i have ever written. Please tell me your Ideas and how I can get better. I appreciate it

Disclaimer: I do neither own Naruto nor One punch man (sadly)

Chapter 0: Sealing some fun

„GROAAAAAHHHH! Let me free you insolent fools! I don't want to get sealed again, i wanna have fun. Do you understand blond Bastard? I want to prank the hell out of you lot!"

roared one rather famous, orange fox.

„Kyuubi, I can't let you free and you know that. Don't you remember what you did the last time you were free? You played controlled by Madara just to pull down his pants in middle of his battle against Hashirama and Mito. Poor Mito never really recovered from that side. That's why i need to do this. Snake, Boar, Ram, Rabbit, Dog, Rat, Bird, Horse, Snake: Shiki Fuujin!" Behind Minato a giant white clothed death reaper appeared and began sealing the Kyuubi into one of the two kids presented.

„Hahahaha, you have to admit that was hilarious. The look on Madaras face was just Incredible... Wait, what? MINATOOOOOO you bastard..."

With that time and space stopped for a short time, as a pale but still handsome young man with pitch black hair came into existence. „Yo, Shi-chan." What do you want Nii-san? I am busy sealing this damn kitsune here „You know, you don't have to talk in cursive to me?" With that the giant deathgod blushed a bit and shrunk to the size of a normal 20 years old woman. „Baka Nii-san. This is just so i get my respect. You know that..." „Yeah yeah, whatevcr... Anyways, can you spare the Souls of the blond and the tomato?" „Why should I? You know they belong to me?" „Well, I asked Nee-sama a little bit about the future of the new jinchuuriki and, well, you know what happens to jinchuuriki without parents. I just wanna play a little prank on Nee-sama and fuck a bit around with the story line." „And what would i get?" „How about 5 Bucks? No? 5 Bucks and cookies?" „Ok, I am in!"

The death reaper transforms back and lets time flow again. To make her dear brother happy though she implements two little features into the new jinchuuriki: The first is a possible endless growth and the second a curse. Everyone, who doesn't know him good enough will hate him, but if they get to know him, they will love him.

Suddenly an old voice sounded over the field where Minato and Kushina were lying. „Minato, you did it! You managed to seal the Kyuubi, that damn beast. Minato? Can you hear me? Minato?"

Hiruzen Sarutobi ran to the seemingly dead bodies of the Forth Hokage. After checking for a pulse however he was relieved. „Anbu, take the Forth, his wife and his two children immediatley to the hospital! They seem to have minor wounds and chakra exhaustion" „Sir, yes Sir!"

~~~ 6 Years Later ~~~~

Minato was sitting in his office, fighting against every kages worst bane. Paperwork.

„Finally we have repaired the last damages done by that damn kitsune... Who would think getting the right underwear back to their respecitve owners could take so long? All that paperwork resulting from that incident weakend us immensely. Thank god to Kage Bunshin!. Finally I can go home to my Family. Oh Kushi-chan, I am so glad you showed me the silencing seals. We're gonna have so much dun tonight. Hehehehe..."

~~~~Szene change, in a dark alley of Konoha~~~

„You damn demon spawn! You brainwashed the Hokage and his poor child. We should have killed you years ago!" „No, please. I... I don't even know what I have done to you. Why do you hate me?" „Shut up you monster, you took my family! As punishment I am going to take yours! Kokoro no Hakai!" Yelled an ashblond guy. With a deafening scream poor Naruto lost his memorys piece for piece. Just 10 minutes later he just layed there with dull eyes looking around.

„Lets just throw him into the river. He'll never come back. Hopefully"

That was the first chapter. Please tell me how i can get better and review.

See ya later