Theodore the Genius

An Alvin and the Chipmunks Fanfiction

A/N: After this fanfic is finished, I will try not to take a break from this account. My month long hiatus has already done enough of THAT, which has caused me to revise some of my plans in the future.

I do not own The Chipmunks and Chipettes. © Bagdasarian Productions

Chapter 1: Let the intelligence commence!

Thomas Edison Elementary was just your average ordinary school. Today was the day for report cards. Simon Seville, being the clever intellectual genius he was, as usual, got all A's on his report card. Theodore Seville got A's and B's on his report card. And last but not least, Alvin Seville, the head honcho of The Chipmunks, didn't get all A's like his younger brother, Simon, or B's like Theodore. This chipmunk got D's and F minuses. When the three little chipmunks came home, Dave was there to check his adopted sons' report cards. He congratulated both Simon and Theodore, but he wasn't the happiest of people when he was to see Alvin's report card.

"A 'D'? Alvin, I thought you were better than this!"

"But Dave, I-I can explain…!" He said, as usual when stuff like this had occurred.

"Please do, Alvin." Dave replied.

"Well…you see, Dave. There's this party a buddy of mine, Phil, is having this weekend. It's been clogging my mind like a toilet ever since, Dave! You've just gotta understand! Not to mention, Simon, Theodore and I are gonna be singing a 'Happy Birthday' song, and without me, it won't be Alvin & The Chipmunks, it'll just be The Nerd and the Chubbin!" Alvin exclaimed.

"HEY!" Simon and Theodore yelled.

"What? It's the truth!" Alvin said, snickering beneath his breath.

"Well, then, unless you focus more on your school lessons rather than after-school parties, you won't be going to that party." Dave stated.

"But Dave!"

"No 'buts' about it, Alvin!" He said strictly.

Alvin trudged to his bedroom, and plopped himself onto his bed. Simon, reading a copy of Annoying Siblings 101, saw his older brother walk in, and asked, "What seems to be troubling you this time?"

"Oh, don't act like you didn't hear Dave downstairs, Simon!" Alvin scoffed.

"I'm not acting, I honestly didn't hear him, and I was too busy occupying myself with knowledge to even pay attention."

"Wow. How absent minded can you get with your books, Simon?" Alvin asked, shocked.

"I don't get absent minded, I'm just in my own little world, well…if you were smart enough to know that."

Alvin got ticked at Simon, and then an idea came to him. Alvin had his mischievous face on.

"Say Simon, you're an expert chemist, right?" He said.

"Yes of course, why do you ask?"

"I was wondering if a certain someone could whip up a certain drink that makes me intelligent like you are."

Simon let what Alvin told him sink in.

"Oh, NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! I can't do that kind of stuff even if I wanted to! I'm not gonna risk getting in trouble because of your tribulations again for the umpteenth time now!" Simon said.

"Aww c'mon Simon! Hey, remember that 'SUPER micro-calculator' thingy you've been bugging Dave about for like an eternity?" Alvin asked.

"Yes I do. It's both a mini microscope and calculator!"

"Well, I think I have just about enough cash to buy that for you, from the kindness of my heart!" Alvin exclaimed.

Is the kindness in your heart flying around like a dust particle next to the self-centered-ness? Simon thought.

He continued to think about it. He tried not to let Alvin's bribery get to him, but that was already too late.

"Oh! Alright! I'll make a safe to drink intelligence serum for you, Alvin. All just for that Super micro-calculator!"

"Okay, then it's settled! LET THE INTELLIGENCE…What's that word? Comrade? Conmow?" Alvin said.

Simon sighed impatiently. "It's 'commence', Alvin."

"Oh, yeah. I knew that!" Alvin grinned.

"LET THE INTELLIGENCE COMMENCE!"

YES! I finally got this done. Apologizes for the lack of new stories, I'm been EXTREMELY busy lately, with mah artworks, and stuff. I can't wait to finish this fanfic. :D

~FreedomHeroesChronicles