Bunny: WHOA UPLOADING A NEW STORY AGAIN! I'm writing this new story with a friend of mine! (Emzy's so awesome ouo) So it's half mine and half her's, Hope ya'll enjoy!

Singing For Ampora

Another day another dollar, that's what Sollux's father had always said when he went off to work but Sollux wasn't a little boy anymore, not a little boy sitting in front of the computer with his big brother playing games and coding. No, now Sollux stood in the waiting room of Ampora Industries, waiting to be interviewed by the boss himself for the position of secretary. The Gemini ran his fingers through his honey blonde hair and watched as people walking by stared, probably looking at his strange eyes that had one blue and one green, but fuck it he needed this job more than anything; his rent was late and he was running low on food; seemed the hacking business he set up had run dry. Feet started to tap on the sickly purple carpet before he heard his name called.

Eridan sat at his desk, fixing some files in order. Assuming his next interview was up, he asked his assistant to call in the next person. Taking a deep breath Sollux stepped into the office, "Mr Ampora?" Using his index finger, said Ampora pushed his square framed glasses, closer to his face. "Yes, and you are.." Eridan open a folder, with the others information on it, reading his name. "Sollux Captor, am I right?" "The one and only" Sollux horribly joked as he sat down across from him, trying to stay as calm as possible. "Hm.." The Aquarius looked over the other slightly, before looking at his eyes. "So, you're looking for the position of secretary, do you have any experience?"

"No I do not..." he admitted, shyly. "Well, then you're going to have to learn, now, won't you?" Eridan sighed, placing his elbows on the desk, resting his chin in his hands. "But I can fix any kind of technology so saves a repairman..."

"Well, it does say that you're very skilled in the arts of technology.." He skimmed through the file, slightly approving of what use the younger would be, to the company. Giving a small nod, Sollux looked around the office a bit.

Eridan had pictures of his most famous singers, in one picture, was two girls both wearing shades. One red, and one black, the one wearing red was shorter than the other and was sticking her tongue out while smirking. The girl next to her had a smirk as well, but was showing her slightly sharp teeth. On one of her lenses were circles. Eridan was carefully watching the other man in the room. "Well, I'll give you about a week, and we'll see how you do from there. But of course, you'll need some harsh training, Mr Captor."

A small snap of his neck he looked back at Eridan, "Being a secretary cant be that hard, organize your meetings get your coffee and clean up after you... three things I can do quite easily." He smiled. "Yes, but I do have my moments, when it could be hard. Why do you think I always need new secretaries almost every month?"

"I used to run a business, I know a bit about the sort of thing..." Sollux nodded and stood up. Eridan nodded, standing up as well. "So, I'll see you first thing, then?" He extended his arm. Holding his hand out, he returned the handshake. "What type of coffee do you have? so it's here when you get it." Pushing his glasses up again, Eridan thought for a second. "Hazel nut, is my favorite, so that."

With another small nod Sollux headed home to his shared apartment. Once home he opened the door with a small smile and stepped in "KK I'm home!" he called out to his room mate, who no doubt was watching RomComs.

Karkat, sitting on his bed, with his laptop on his lap, was watching some RomComs. "Welcome back, fuck wad." "Hello lazy tool bag, you gonna get off your ass and get a job like I'm trying to do" he snapped slightly as he hung up his coat and headed to where Karkat was. Karkat grumbled. "Only job I need is keeping your dumb butt out of trouble." He muttered under his breath.

"KK we have no money, I might have a job but if I don't we have to sell the TV." "Fuck no. No way in hell are you selling that shit, Sollux." Karkat, closing his laptop, got up and poked Sollux in the chest. "You're getting that job, and you know it." "They fire a secretary every month... If I loose it the TV has to go..."

He frowned, looking down. "Then I guess I could go look for one too..." "You better" he groaned before lying on his own bed, "At least my boss is hot." Karkat grinned lightly, sitting back on his bed. "So you got a crush on your boss, on the first day, huh Captor?" "Not a crush, he's just hot." He grumbled slightly, "And if I did have a crush nothing would come from it."

"What ever, basically the same." He shrugged. "And what do you mean by that?" "He's my boss, well maybe boss. Even if I did get fired it wouldn't happen you know?" "Ohh I get it. Well, lets hope you DONT get fired, I hear this kind of job pays well." "I fetch the mans coffee." "Sollux you're driving me insane, just let me cheer you up. Sheesh."

"Your self esteem issues rub off on people KK." He groaned, falling face first into his pillow. "It would seem so!" "Just get a job!" "I will!" Karkat muttered curses towards the taller one. He got up and left the apartment. "I'll be back.."

"NO HOOKERS!" he called after him as he closed his eyes.

Bunny: You like that? I like it.

Emzy: Of course because we wrote it.

Bunny: Why we so awesome?

Emzy: God made this happen.

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