Now which book should I read? I really need to buy another one the next time-Splat. My train of thought completely derailed off the tracks when I felt mashed potatoes hit my face. Everyone stopped and stared as I stood in shock. I turned, my eyes blazed red. My eyebrow twitched, my jaw tightened.
"Who just threw this?" I pointed to my face. Deidara and Hidan pointed to each other, both equally covered in mashed potatoes. My eyes narrowed. They both gulped.
"I am going to kill you, slowly and painfully. Your deaths will be so gruesome, Sasori will throw up. You have 10, 9, 8…" My hissing voice trailed off as they got the message. They slipped and fell on each other as they tried to run away. "I guess it's a good thing I just finished honing my new genjustu, isn't?"
They finally managed to get up before I strode over and grabbed them by the collar of their cloaks. They did everything to avoid my eyes but failed.
"Please don't Itachi! We're sorry!" Fantastic. I had made them into crying balls of blubber. Just as I sent them into the twirling depths, Leader walked past the door.
"Itachi, don't kill them yet. I need them to use as guinea pigs for this new jutsu."
"Fine."
"Hidan, Deidara. Come here." Leader spread the scroll he was carrying onto the table. He moved them into the positions he wanted them. Leader formed the signs and nothing happened. Frowning, he tried again and still nothing.
"What's supposed to happen, hm?" Deidara said quietly.
"You and Hidan were supposed to trade bodies."
"Holy shit! No! No way, am I switching bodies with that asshole!"
"Hidan, shut up."
"F*** no! I don't want to be some womanly pixie!"
"Hidan, just shut UP!" I sighed at the whole commotion. I wanted my revenge but I wanted to see whatever happened with this new development. I walked over and stared at the scroll. I straightened and formed the signs. A puff of smoke formed around them and when it cleared, they were gone.
"Is this supposed to happen?"