ViXeN

A Naruto vampire fic

By. Uke-chan or the ultimate uke.

Know me, 2much4dis is gone and hey…my birthday is passed. The one I celebrated on april 9 was my older sisters birthday and to maintain the appearance of being her, and 18 yr old, I had to go along with her birthday. Huh having my own account is so much better I dnt have to lie. I'm sixteen! I'll try…aint making no promises…I'll try and update everything. The jock, my stalker boyfriend, My boys, etc. I miss you daddy!

But…no promises. Any way, read review, a happy b-day would be nice!

I dnt own i borrow. Lol...

Summary: The Uchiha family hirers a new maid and home instructor, unfortunately it's rock lee's family and he has to move in with them to better accommodate his families jobs. There he finds out the uchiha's deepest darkness ancient secret. They vampire slayers, yet one lives in lee's new quarters...Subaku no Gaara to be exact. With Gaara finally being awake after so long he decides to looks up some old friends, Naruto, Temari, Kankuro, and Morris. With the help of the youngest Uchiha he helps to hide the five vampires from the slayer family.

Warning: Shota in something, semi-rape scenes, no actual rape though, profanity, and blood. Don't like it, don't read it. Yaoi for sure but nothing too explicit, try the next chapter. Um…rated 15 +

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~Rock lee~

Mom and dad were so fucking happy. And I was to just sit here and smile like the good little boy I was expected to be. I wanted to scream my fucking heart out, I swear. The way they talk about how this would make my life perfect and shit. They knew nothing of my life why try now? Plus all I had to leave behind years of work building up my popularity and trust and in some cases love. I had to drop my girlfriend like a bad habit, not only was I moving out of the city to some long distant small town that looked like vampires lived there.

"Oh lee, wait till you see the house that we'll be staying in, it's right across from the uchiha's and it's so big for a workers house!" Mom exclaimed.

"Well what did you expect with such egoist people?" I mumbled.

"Lee I will not have you speak of such good people like that! We are there workers please I know I raised you better then that." She said turning back to me with anger in her eyes. Well we were almost at the point of unemployment and dad wasn't making nearly enough on his own so this job was a blessing and we don't have to pay rent.

"Sorry mother, I will not do it again." I said looking down. My long term girlfriend spent her entire pay check on my farewell present. It was an actual Rolex I know she couldn't afford it so she borrowed money from a whole lot of people and when I said I could not accept it she cried and begged me to take it. She was a good girl…I'll miss her dearly.

"Were here look at the place its so huge!" Dad gasped.

"hmm, I've seen bigger." I mumbled.

We sat in the foyer waiting for all of them to come down stairs. Believe it or not these rich pricks had a four floor house-I mean mansion! The father came down first and then the mother and then the eldest son and last but not least the youngest son which seemed to be my be maybe a year or two younger. They spaced out the time of their arrival to be like five minutes apart.

"Good morning sir." Mom said with a slight bow.

"Hmm…" he examined her my dad and then me. I did not work for them, I would not be 'examined'.

"I'm Iris, sir the new house maid." Mom said.

"And I'm Gai I'll be teaching-"

"You not here for any of my sons they have a tutor I called you here to take up the teaching job at Yatees high school"

"Yatees, the school for the gifted owned by the almighty hyuuga's?! the all mighty rich and powerful Hyuuga!?" dad asked stunned.

"Yes." The man said with a smirk.

"Oh-well I'm very honored sir." Dad bowed and with that we were showed to our estate.

My room was…big. Back where I came from this could accommodate ma, pa, and me. But I had it all to myself…yeah me! The room was lavished in marble and fine silks that I knew I could never afford. The windows were embalmed in golden frames with white curtains draping off it. The big ass bed sat in the middle of the room with a giant cross above its head. I guess that was okay they were however religious people. now to put my stuff away if only I could find the closet. I located a small door painted a slightly tanner color then the rest of the wall. As if trying to hide it and not exactly hide it. SO I went over to the door to find it shut tight.

The closet was bolted shut…how in the hell was I expected to use a close closet? Well I'm a master of tai-jutsu and learning to break bolts and stuff was beginner's class. I easily split it in to two. I lifted the broke bolts and kicked them away entering the deep dark caverns. It smelled like it had been locked for years, and the air felt congealed.

But it was huge, so fucking huge it could have been a room all its own. There were of course no windows though and only one light in such a big room. No clothes and it was kind of, ancient. It was in need for some our time updating. There was black ceremonial dresser and tables everywhere that had to date back to the 1700's.

But most of all the weirdest thing sat in the center of the floor at the furthest part from the door with a red X on it. It was a coffin. A black 1700's coffin. Time to go!

I turn to leave only to here whistling, it was a great song too. The whistling stop and for some reason I felt my feet turn and walk toward the coffin. I stopped right in front of it and the whistling started again this time faster. From this close you can see that the red X painted across the front of coffin was actually BLOOD. Now I was afraid, blood? I was so praying it'd be animal blood of some sort.

I turn to leave damn all enchantments! But on my very sharp turn, my clumsy ass fell face first onto it. I landed so hard my hand open the lock and bounced right off onto the floor. The coffin door opened slowly and loudly like some hunted video. I was in so much pain I couldn't even care. But when the pain did wear off I sat up and stared in horror.

But…it was dead…wait aren't all vampires dead. I had to leave and put the fucking bolts back on! The thing inside it was a male obviously, older then me. Six feet something! And red headed pale faced, tattooed freak. He had black around his eyes like he either wasn't getting the required amount of sleep which I doubt he was out good, with cobwebs and dust all over; or when you but too much eye liner on. And at first glance you don't really notice it, but he didn't have any eyebrows. I mean they were not there like someone had shaved them off during his slumber. He must have been at least eighteen or nineteen during his death. He didn't look twenty.

The tattoo was the Japanese kanji for 'love' which I thought was so cute. Either whoever killed this vampire loved him or he loved his killer. It must have been a tragic story. But the weirdest thing on the dead man was the fact that not only had his coffin been half full with sand and his skin had cracks on it like a glass doll that had been shattered. I wanted to touch his pale skin but I had seen one too many movies were the vampire wakes up when you least expect it and kills the person with the most curiosity.

Papa Gai always says curiosity kills the cat. I must be the dead cat then.

I reached out a hand to touch him and he felt like a doll made of sand. His red hair was darker then blood which was weird because most red heads tend to favor the color orange.

"Lee what on earth are you doing leave he will eat you…" I whispered to myself.

But as I pulled my hand back it was caught; the eyes that had been shut closed fore centuries opened. They were a dangerous deep dark green that read certain death, his hair less eyebrows went into a frown and he growled at me.

"L-LET GO!" I pulled only to be pulled into the coffin with him the sand had somehow raised up and buried me and him close together. I had to fight this I wasn't going to die like this, drowned in a coffin at least let it be him sucking me dry. Wait that sounded wrong I meant like blood dry…still sounds wrong! Damn you know what I mean. I used all of my energy leaned in against his chest then pushed off hard enough to break free. I landed on one foot and took off running when the other landed.

I bolted for the door, eight years of professional track has done me well. I was not about to die at sixteen. Sand suddenly surrounded me and closed in on my torso then I leapt backwards…eight years of track, five of gymnastics, five of tai jutsu and I was untouchable.

The sand covered the door and I had realized somehow this had become a bad dream. I turned back to the guy in all black (now that I can see his outfit) and he started yelling in another language.

But I can do more, my dad is a tutor in almost everything and he travels the world a lot so you can imagine that I'm very well educated. Well he taught me 44 languages when I was eleven.

"listen dude…I don't know you…don't know who killed you…didn't mean to wake your undead slumber…sorry, I'll just leave close the door and never come back." I said calmly. He looked angrier being that he didn't understand me and came at me with anger in those cat like eyes. He yelled at me again and then I realized he was speaking Irish…a deep, lost, old version of it but it was Irish none-the-less.

I just spoke the little of it I knew how and he looked at me confused. He repeated his words and the only thing I got out of it was 'my name.'

"Um, Rock Lee, sir." I bowed slightly.

"…Subaku no Gaara." He said back in a low voice.

That was definitely Japanese…I stared back at him maybe he knew some English. "Gaara of the desert? I'm Rock lee I just wanna get out and leave you to-" I pointed at his coffin "your rest." He looked from the coffin to me in anger again.

Then this time he leapt and hissed sowing of four fangs. Two at the bottom two at the top. He landed on me restraining my hands and pulling my head up with his other hand. He leaned down towards me and I thought it was over!

BUT…then he kissed me. His tongue rubbed on mine and I felt a cold metallic stud on it. Tongue piercing in the 1700's? The kiss was deep and painful, he held my head to him by my hair and forced a response from me. He continued to kiss me and rub his fingers in my hair even when I felt my oxygen running low. I thought maybe he'd kiss me like this and I felt bad. I was going to die like a fag? That was a lame way to go.

Then finally when I was seeing stars and feeling like I would daze off he pulled back smirked and licked his lips. "sweet." He said. "so English?"

"H-huh?!..." I fell back onto my butt and stared amazed.

"So you speak English? Huh stupid question I'm speaking it right." He licked his fangs and smiled. "You're a bad kisser you know. I mean if you were going to kiss back get some damned lessons." He hissed.

"what!!! Now you speak English!!!" I said squirming.

"Whoa, whoa, what type of vampire slayer doesn't know that vampires use mouth contact to transfer ones knowledge? And what time is it?" he said looking around lost.

"V-vampire what?! I'm rock lee-16 year old straight male student!!!" I said pushing him off.

"wait-so you're a boy?" he asked shocked.

I sat up crossed my legs and arms "yes I am a boy what do I look like a female! I am no woman, women have tits dude."

He looked me in the face then down to my barren chest I let him because I wasn't a woman and I was never usually mistaken for one. "then what are these?" he said squeezing my nipples.

I caught his hands and gasped what the hell? That felt good! My ex-girlfriend had played with my nipples during sex and that was usually annoying. He twisted them and my gasp turn into a moan and the he thumbed them ugh my hips twitched.

"Pretty…I do believe you're the prettiest guy-vampire hunter-that-smells-like-a-female I have ever seen." He said with a lecherous smile. "Actually you're the first."

"Keep your hand to your-uhh-self pal." I gasped. But I had no strength.

"Tell me Lee of the rock, what are you? When I first smelled you, you smelled like a girl-even tasted like one-but then you say you're a boy. Then you say your no vampire slayer, but you broke my lock, what are you-definitely not human you smell like a vampire?" He twisted them and tweaked them. I was aroused by another man, this fag was arousing me.

"Listen, Gaara of the desert I am a male, a straight male!!! This," I squeezed his wrist and he smirked harder. "Is not right, okay?" I tried pushing but he quickly slipped his hands under my shirt and grabbed my nipples again.

"I knew it! You're giving off girl hormones-you're a vixen." He said with a smile.

"A vixen-a girl? I'm no girl!" he fell on me frowning.

"A vixen is our queen…your bad at this acting." He frowned. "You are not acting are you? How could you not know this?"

"Maybe because Vixens haven't existed for over a century now, subaku no Gaara. But you've been asleep way too long to know that."

Gaara sat up and hissed, "Go away half-breed, this is mine."

"I most certainly am not!!!" he covered my face and then hissed again.

I moved his hands only enough to see this other vampire he called half-breed. There in all black with orange marks moving on his skin stood Sasuke Uchiha.

"I really don't care much for the damned thing, but it's a vixen and the first guy one I've seen in hundreds of years-if you think I'll pass up the chance for an heir from him your stupid. What you do with it after it's spit my baby up is up to you."

Gaara sneered "Like I'd let some half-breed self-slayer soil my vixen. A perfectly good vixen should go to an actual vampire." The sand that had fallen when we stopped fighting rose back up into the air.

He rose out his hand and smirked, "Good bye vampire slayer" he did several hand signs and the sand surrounded Sasuke. "Secret-no-jutsu: Sand coffin!" the sand crushed his body in and blood flew everywhere. "Sand Burial!" he clenched his fisted and the sand exploded. When he was sure that everything was dead under his grip he let the sand return to behind him forming a gourd behind him.

"Lee of the rock lets go!"

"Dammit, my name is rock lee! Meaning my name is rock! Not lee of the rock-second you just killed my mom's boss's son! We are so fucking fired and sued and oh shit!" I got up and ran to where the bloody remains were. "Sasuke! Sasuke! Oh fuck talk to me!"

"Lee?" Gaara said.

"Oh fuck how I'm I going to tell ma!?"

"Lee?!" he screamed.

"She will kill me for opening a locked door and then dad will kill me for ruining the best thing that has happened to us in almost a year and then--"

"LEE!?" he screamed sand surrounded me.

"omg! Don't--" he clenched his hand.

"Sand coffin!!!" he smothered me in sand but nothing happened.

When the sand was gone I was face to face with him his cracks started to fix up and he looked mad. I turned to the corner of the room where he was looking to find the uchiha standing there back facing us while he sat on the coffin.

"He's not dead-he's right there." He pointed towards the coffin. Sasuke sat there with a giant snake on him, the bloody body that I had thought was his was just a pile of dead snakes now.

"So you learned a cloning jutsu, you half-breed?" Gaara spat.

"Cut the crap Subaku no Gaara. I'm tired of this shit, lets settle this century old fight now." He held out his hand and let the static jump on it

"Lee find a place to hide."

"Don't listen to that demon...come'er lee I'll protect you…" Sasuke smiled he had placed and his hair grew. He had a dark diamond shape over his nose and claws. Even his eyes looked wickedly demonic. Plus there was the snake!

"Hell no-I just would like my mother!!!" I walked back from both of them. They looked at me and then ran toward me.

Dear dairy,

I moved in today. The Uchiha's are all one and the same. Plus vampires are trying to fight over who gets to put there baby in my stomach! Yeah! 

This is why I hate moving! With love rock lee.

Authors note: I'm going to be sixteen!!! Yeah!!! I gave ya'll a present by writing 2 chapters instead of just one. Anyway this chap was really boring…didn't get anything done on this one and I really am not feeling it as much as I should…but I was the second chapter…anyway I have to go plan for my nxt year cons now…have fun. Question, have you ever been to any anime convention? If you have which one and how was it.

Happy birthday me!!! I love you all, so drop me a pm and plz if you can answer the question answer it. Please, I need your help!

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