K, guys tjis my atempt a witting a 'Avengers' fanfirc, k? It whll havw a lot of dweth in it an it hwll be gret, k? Ths his UN-BETA sow thell mey hw it is! I tink it good becawse it is wwery technixall and it hs TONY STARK IN! Her s so HOT! OMG! Anhway! On wit tha stowry!
CHAPTER 1: Tony is sad
Was coll and Tony was said tha he was on his owm. No wone was wit him and he ws col an lonlhy. he waz dres in his soot an he was sexey becawse a lot of peopls tol himso. Buh he ws sad becauswe tah won gurl he wated waz wit someon else. See wsz pwety and she dnt wan him becaz he ws to OLD for herz! She only wated yung peples becawse she waz yung.
He met her wen he wet ouwt to tha paarttey wit Salt Shaker! She waz abitch an mayde Tony crhy an she cheers him up whn he waz downs. Hey then feel in lub witt her, but she tol him NO ad know he sad.
This wht hapen so farz. K?
Buh rit now he ws qute happyz caz Hulk ws wit him. Buht he wsnt sexey, so TOny don lik him vry much, k? He onwy lick Sexey peolp lyk Loki, buh he ws A PAKI soh he don lyke him bevry muh. Becaz PAKI'S arrr means.
So, he whent to Huk and hug hm becaz he wss lonhely. An he said, bhut he wnted sex, buh not wit hum, bt with tat gurl, hwo was caled: Rose Ginger Sapphron Rainbow White Lover harpy Mc'Way. An she wsa vewry preety an he bowed she wud lub hium bhy end of year! No materrr wht!
Then suddnly! Tere was crash! And Tony wen to luk!
TI WAZ HER! SEE WAZ SPARKIN AN SHE WAZ GORGOEUS AN SHE WAZ KILLIN PEOPE! OH NOZ!
Wht wud TONY DO!? Fin ouwt next time! K!?
plz revew an LICK!
Rainbow iz out~