How I'd imagine Harry Potter and World of Warcraft.
You need to play the game to understand this but…
"WTF YOU NUB!" After the veil incident, Sirius Black returned 4 years later, much to Harry's delight, as a Death Knight.
"NO U R THE NOOB. I PULL OUT EPIC D.P.S., U NEED 2 TANK BETTER NOOBY BOOBY." Apparently, Remus was positively livid that he was one shotted by the boss when he attracted aggravation levels of 100000! It wasn't his fault Feral Wolfy DPS Druids were so OP.
"HEEHAW! NOOBY DEATHKNIGHT, NOOBY DRUID, YOU GAIS GET NO HEALS FROM ME. I NEVER GET APPRECIATED WITH MY EPIC WIN WIN POWERS. QQ." Ginny, a Holy Priest, was crying over their failure in Ice Crown Citadel, having wiped on Marrowgar, the first boss.
" HAY GUYS ITS OK. I HAVE AN ANKH." Harry, the Shaman, resurrected himself using his powers of Reincarnation, and resumed rezzing the raid while noobs spouted in vent.
Hermione, rezzed with low health and mana, sighed wearily and conjured some strudels to replenish her large 27k mana pool.
"HAY HAY HERMY-OH-NINNY, I CAN HAS SOME MAGE FOOD PLZ? TABLE TABLE TABLE." Victor Krum, and his faithful companion, named Paparazzi, begged on their feet in front of the bushy haired mage.
"OH FINE YOU HUNTARD NOOB."
"I'D LIKE TO FINISH THIS RAID PLZ. I WANT HIS WEAPONzzz." Draco Malfoy complained, being a Paladin.
"STFU PALLY NOOB, FOTM REROLLER, I CALL HIS WEAPONZ NUBNUB." Ron glared at Malfoy, being a Warrior, he always lost rolls to noob pallys and dks.
"ALRIGHT BUFF UP AND LESSA GO. CONSTANT VIGILAEANENNNSNNCNECEEEEEE!!!!" Mad-eye Moody, the Paladin Main Tank, charged.
In 5 minutes, they wtfpwnned Marrowgar.
"OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG THE WEAPON DROPPED."
"NEED ROLL MAINSPEC ROLL DKP 900000!!!!!!!!!"
"DUDE HUNTER WEAPON HUNTER WEAPON HUNTER WEAPON QUAFFLEQUAFFLEQUAFFLEQUAFFLE!!!!"
Then suddenly, all the loot went to one person, a Warlock with the name of LORD MOLDIE VOLDIE.
"….!!!"
"YOU NINJA U NINJA I REPORT U. I OPEN THE TICKETS!!"
"FOOLS I AM HORDE I COME TO KEEL U HARRY POTTER."
"OMG HORDE SCUM."
"OMGGGGG DEATHEATERSSSSSS NOOooooooooOOOoo"
"DON'T WORRY GAIS I GOTS AN IDEA! HE HAS 7 SOULSHARDS IN HIS BAG DESTROY THEM PLZ"
"OK" The 7 soulshards were destroyed.
"NOOOoOOOoOOOo I AM MORTAL ONCE MOREEEE!"
"HEROISM!!"
"GOGOGGO BURN HIM BURN HIM!!!"
Voldemort has been defeated!
Title Earned: THE ONES WHO LIVED.
"SOMEONE POST RECOUNT PLZ!"