Authors note: First of all, I own nothing of Aqua, Barbie, or the song Barbie Girl so don't sue. Next I would like to say that I hope that even if you hate or love this you respond. Depending on the next responses I may continue or just stop from now on. So just sit back and enjoy the song to the tone of Barbie Girl by Aqua.
Pilot Girl
Hey yeah Asuka
Hey Shinji
Want to defend the world
Sure Shinji
Suit up
I'm a pilot girl
In the Eva world
Wrapped in plug suit
It's a fun suit
Brain links in my hair
Not undressing anywhere
Evangelion
That is Genhrin creation
Common Asuka lets go defend
I'm a pilot girl
In the Eva world
Wrapped in plug suit
It's a fun suit
Brain links in my hair
Not undressing anywhere
Evangelion
That is Genhrin creation
I'm a red head young girl
In the Evangelion world
I fight Angels
Yell out Baka
I'm a pilot
You're my partner
You're a pilot
You fight angels with me
Hit them here
Shot them there
And we beat them
You can't touch
You can't look
Or else I will
Call you a perv
I'm a pilot girl
In the Eva world
Wrapped in plug suit
It's a fun suit
Brain links in my hair
Not undressing anywhere
Evangelion
That is Genhrin creation
Common Asuka lets go defend
Are you stupid
Common Asuka lets go defend
You pervert, you pervert
Common Asuka lets go defend
Are you stupid
Common Asuka lets go defend
You pervert, you pervert
I can pilot
I can fight
I do whatever I please
I can defeat an Angel
I can go slap somebody
Hey be nice
Be my friend
I don't wanna hear you say
That I'm dumb
That I'm an idiot
Just be nice
You can't touch
You can't look
Or else I will
Call you a perv
Common Asuka lets go defend
Are you stupid
Common Asuka lets go defend
You pervert, you pervert
Common Asuka lets go defend
Are you stupid
Common Asuka lets go defend
You pervert, you pervert
I'm a pilot girl
In the Eva world
Wrapped in plug suit
It's a fun suit
Brain links in my hair
Not undressing anywhere
Evangelion
That is Genhrin creation
I'm a pilot girl
In the Eva world
Wrapped in plug suit
It's a fun suit
Brain links in my hair
Not undressing anywhere
Evangelion
That is Genhrin creation
Common Asuka lets go defend
Are you stupid
Common Asuka lets go defend
You pervert, you pervert
Common Asuka lets go defend
Are you stupid
Common Asuka lets go defend
You pervert, you pervert
Man these Angels were really easy
Well Asuka it has just begun
Oh shut up Shinji