"I bet you never really hugged anybody before."
"I did! Just today, I hugged a girl!"
"Pfft... Yeah, right."
"It was a real hug ok?! There was upper body contact...and...uh...hands."
"It probably was stiff and humorless. "
"How can a hug have humor? What? Does hugging people makes you laugh or something?"
"Well, what I mean is I'm happy when I hug my friend."
"Well, duh! It's not like I'm upset when I hug MY friend!"
"Sheesh, it was just a slip of tongue. Because stiff usually comes with humorless. But you really are stiff when you hug people! You are stiff even when you are hugging me! A guy!"
"Maybe that's because I don't really WANT to hug you."
"Hey!"
"I just don't like hugging ok? There's just so much places touching at once and it's just...really..uncomfortable."
"..."
"Don't judge me, you water peasant!"
"You are so weird, you know that? Even when you hug is like not really hugging, more like just.."
"Upper body contact? "
"Yup."